THIS. (i was actually just going to type that as a comment, and i saw yours was the first xD)
I know this was meant to be funny (and it was, don't get me wrong) but the real thing that stuck out to me was how David was kinda telling Kurt that they were friends. It was cute.
I say we drug Karofsky till he can't see straight and then ask him if he wants to bone Kurt! That sounds like a plan. Sort of. Not really.
I LOVE THIS IM FICCY THING!!!
I say we drug Karofsky till he can't see straight and then ask him if he wants to bone Kurt! That sounds like a plan. Sort of. Not really.
I LOVE THIS IM FICCY THING!!!
Pssssshhhh....
He told him to ride Ricardo's disco stick.... which is his tongue
an told him is looks good in girl pants
He was totally hitting on Kurt!
He told him to ride Ricardo's disco stick.... which is his tongue
an told him is looks good in girl pants
He was totally hitting on Kurt!
*speechless* :0 Zomg. Awesome. High Dave=Nice Dave. *huggles*
Right? He was so stinkin' cute. I bet he cuddles when he's on brownies. :D
Rossman needs to make more brownies.
That was just adorable and all around hilarious.
<3
That was just adorable and all around hilarious.
<3
I don't think Dave will trust any baked goods Rossman gives him, ever again. :(
<3 !!
wow! they just keep getting better!! i love that he told him he likes him because he is sparkly :)
wow! they just keep getting better!! i love that he told him he likes him because he is sparkly :)
Oh Dave!
Of course you want Kurt to call you but your first name! And yes, Kurt would be the only sparkly thing you like ;_;
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Also I will F5-ing until the next entry, seriously Rossman is a matchmaking genius. And Dave will be adorably embarrassed/pissed at Josh.
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Of course you want Kurt to call you but your first name! And yes, Kurt would be the only sparkly thing you like ;_;

Also I will F5-ing until the next entry, seriously Rossman is a matchmaking genius. And Dave will be adorably embarrassed/pissed at Josh.

Aww at karofsky telling Kurt he likes him (sparkly thing!)
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read. Dave is going to be so pissed at Rossman. But he was so hilarious and delusional. And it was cute at the same time cause he was being all flirty with Kurt and all that. <3 <3 <3
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read.
Aww. ♥
Dave is going to be so pissed at Rossman.
Yes, yes he is. :D
But he was so hilarious and delusional. And it was cute at the same time cause he was being all flirty with Kurt and all that. <3 <3 <3
A Dave with lowered inhibitions is my favorite kind of Dave. He's probably super-huggy when he's high, too. If Kurt had been there, man. Cuddles all over the place.
Aww. ♥
Dave is going to be so pissed at Rossman.
Yes, yes he is. :D
But he was so hilarious and delusional. And it was cute at the same time cause he was being all flirty with Kurt and all that. <3 <3 <3
A Dave with lowered inhibitions is my favorite kind of Dave. He's probably super-huggy when he's high, too. If Kurt had been there, man. Cuddles all over the place.
I LOVE STONED DAVE. I mean, I love most forms, but this one is particularly fun.
Now I'm wondering if we shouldn't get him drunk to compare. :D
I'd ride Ricardo's disco stick!
Heh.
Heh.
Kurt, honey, I don't know which universe you live in, but in the one that counts...Blaine is a douchebag of the highest caliber. You have a cuddly teddy bear who is totally in love with to you. Blaine hasn't even given any indication of liking you in that way.
I love the fact that you guys added the whole "you'll do anything Blaine says 'cause he's pretty" bit, because it is so accurate. I swear, if someone less attractive played that role, people (and Kurt) would see what a bleh character Blaine really is. Vanity is a bitch.
/rant
I love the fact that you guys added the whole "you'll do anything Blaine says 'cause he's pretty" bit, because it is so accurate. I swear, if someone less attractive played that role, people (and Kurt) would see what a bleh character Blaine really is. Vanity is a bitch.
/rant
So Dave likes the way Kurt sparkles. :D He should know better than to eat brownies from Rossman. LOL, what was he thinking?! This convo was hilarious.
So Kurt calls him a friend, and Dave yet again confirms he likes Kurt and he likes talking to him!
PLEASE WRITE FOR SHOW KTHXBAI!
PLEASE WRITE FOR SHOW KTHXBAI!
I read this and was SO WANTING Dave to be faking the whole time, making up the magic brownies and pretending to be high just so he could tell Kurt how he really feels and then just blame the pot later....aww! I have a problem with marijuana use, esp with kids but I know it happens. It will never not disgust me, sorry. But I love {pretending-to-be}high!Dave!
Well, y'know. For the sake of realism, it happens. And, in all honesty, with crap like cigarettes and meth out there, it could be worse. Trust me, I know first-hand what both of those do to you. And, really, I'd much rather pot be legal than cigarettes. And I cannot stand smoking pot. (For the record, neither can Dave.)
But yeah. You've got your opinions, I've got mine, that dude over there in the corner has his.
--Wait. That's Finn. Um...
Who wants to tell him he's not in trouble?
But yeah. You've got your opinions, I've got mine, that dude over there in the corner has his.
--Wait. That's Finn. Um...
Who wants to tell him he's not in trouble?
I -- can't even. What. I mean. Wow.
Stoned!Dave is so very cute. And Kurt is SO going to wonder how much of Dave's hitting on him was pot-induced and how much of it was real :D
You guys (and Rossman) rock XD
Stoned!Dave is so very cute. And Kurt is SO going to wonder how much of Dave's hitting on him was pot-induced and how much of it was real :D
You guys (and Rossman) rock XD
Ohhhh god, Dave totally just admitted everything to Kurt there and he didn't even realize it. Poor bb. Although, okay, I can't help but think that might have been Rossman's intention?
Rossman is totally in the know about Dave's lurve. He's got more than one tray of pot brownies trick up his sleeve.
Oh wow. You guys have no idea how much these things cheer me up. Every single time. :D
omg, high!David Karofsy is the awesomest ( I don't think that's a word) thing I have ever read!
XD Him saying that the only sparkly thing he likes is Kurt...awww!And he made Kurt smile!
Seriously, you guys make smile so much with these ims messages.
XD Him saying that the only sparkly thing he likes is Kurt...awww!And he made Kurt smile!
Seriously, you guys make smile so much with these ims messages.
AWWWWWWWW~ high!Dave is so fucking ADORABLE. does Kurt even realize half of the subtly sweet/obvious crush things that were slipped into that conversation? i caught them all, of course. LOLOLOLOL SOOOOO CUUUUUTE.
lol Teen Titans. good times, good times...
AND POT BROWNIES AND ADAM SANDLER FTW. 8D
(and it seems that Kurt returned the favor of delivered food. except instead of sending a friend with soup, he just sent the pizza delivery guy with a box. XD )
lol Teen Titans. good times, good times...
AND POT BROWNIES AND ADAM SANDLER FTW. 8D
(and it seems that Kurt returned the favor of delivered food. except instead of sending a friend with soup, he just sent the pizza delivery guy with a box. XD )
In the midst of all the hilarity, I got a little choked up when Dave told Kurt he cried when Azimio broke his knee, and asked him not to make fun of him for it. Vulnerable!Dave gets me every single time!
me too. and I think he mostly cried because it hurt his feelings, poor bb. Kurt should have asked the pizza guy to hug Dave!
I have to comment also on what a gentleman Kurt was in this. He had to know Dave was flirting, butinstead of squeeing and flailing and coyly flirting back like he wanted to, he didn't take advantage of Dave's altered state. Just talked him through it like a friend would.
sweetness everywhere in this KIM! <333
I have to comment also on what a gentleman Kurt was in this. He had to know Dave was flirting, but
sweetness everywhere in this KIM! <333
STONED DAVE IS SO AWESOME AND HONEST, OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM.
this was filled with rainbows and sparkles and I love it
this was filled with rainbows and sparkles and I love it
This was so awesome. I loved jealous!Dave telling Kurt that Blaine was a dick. It's about time someone did it. :D
"I like you, does that count as liking sparkly things?"
ohmmmgmgmgmgmgmgmgmommmgggggggggg
I JUST LOVE HIGH!DAVE
YOU GUYSK, YOUR AWESOMEEENESSSSS
ohmmmgmgmgmgmgmgmgmommmgggggggggg
I JUST LOVE HIGH!DAVE
YOU GUYSK, YOUR AWESOMEEENESSSSS
he wants Kurt to ride his tongue...OMG! ^_^
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