I know this was meant to be funny (and it was, don't get me wrong) but the real thing that stuck out to me was how David was kinda telling Kurt that they were friends. It was cute.
I say we drug Karofsky till he can't see straight and then ask him if he wants to bone Kurt! That sounds like a plan. Sort of. Not really.
I LOVE THIS IM FICCY THING!!!
I say we drug Karofsky till he can't see straight and then ask him if he wants to bone Kurt! That sounds like a plan. Sort of. Not really.
I LOVE THIS IM FICCY THING!!!
*speechless* :0 Zomg. Awesome. High Dave=Nice Dave. *huggles*
Pssssshhhh....
He told him to ride Ricardo's disco stick.... which is his tongue
an told him is looks good in girl pants
He was totally hitting on Kurt!
He told him to ride Ricardo's disco stick.... which is his tongue
an told him is looks good in girl pants
He was totally hitting on Kurt!
Rossman needs to make more brownies.
That was just adorable and all around hilarious.
<3
That was just adorable and all around hilarious.
<3
<3 !!
wow! they just keep getting better!! i love that he told him he likes him because he is sparkly :)
wow! they just keep getting better!! i love that he told him he likes him because he is sparkly :)
Oh Dave!
Of course you want Kurt to call you but your first name! And yes, Kurt would be the only sparkly thing you like ;_;
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Also I will F5-ing until the next entry, seriously Rossman is a matchmaking genius. And Dave will be adorably embarrassed/pissed at Josh.
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Of course you want Kurt to call you but your first name! And yes, Kurt would be the only sparkly thing you like ;_;

Also I will F5-ing until the next entry, seriously Rossman is a matchmaking genius. And Dave will be adorably embarrassed/pissed at Josh.

Aww at karofsky telling Kurt he likes him (sparkly thing!)
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read. Dave is going to be so pissed at Rossman. But he was so hilarious and delusional. And it was cute at the same time cause he was being all flirty with Kurt and all that. <3 <3 <3
I LOVE STONED DAVE. I mean, I love most forms, but this one is particularly fun.
I'd ride Ricardo's disco stick!
Heh.
Heh.
THIS. (i was actually just going to type that as a comment, and i saw yours was the first xD)
Kurt, honey, I don't know which universe you live in, but in the one that counts...Blaine is a douchebag of the highest caliber. You have a cuddly teddy bear who is totally in love with to you. Blaine hasn't even given any indication of liking you in that way.
I love the fact that you guys added the whole "you'll do anything Blaine says 'cause he's pretty" bit, because it is so accurate. I swear, if someone less attractive played that role, people (and Kurt) would see what a bleh character Blaine really is. Vanity is a bitch.
/rant
I love the fact that you guys added the whole "you'll do anything Blaine says 'cause he's pretty" bit, because it is so accurate. I swear, if someone less attractive played that role, people (and Kurt) would see what a bleh character Blaine really is. Vanity is a bitch.
/rant
So Dave likes the way Kurt sparkles. :D He should know better than to eat brownies from Rossman. LOL, what was he thinking?! This convo was hilarious.
Bless Rossman's heart! Dave would've never had the courage to tell Kurt these things without the magic brownies.
So Kurt calls him a friend, and Dave yet again confirms he likes Kurt and he likes talking to him!
PLEASE WRITE FOR SHOW KTHXBAI!
PLEASE WRITE FOR SHOW KTHXBAI!
OMG. We've become a hive mind here at KIMs because this is what **I** was going to reply with.
Also, riding Ricardo's disco stick would be riding Dave's tongue. *dies*
Also, riding Ricardo's disco stick would be riding Dave's tongue. *dies*
JUST. JUST THAT IMAGE. IN MY MIND. UNFUNFUNFUNFUNFFFFFFFFFF
*dies*
*dies*
Exaaactly.
(My very favoritest kink EVERRRRRRRRRRR. Unf)
(My very favoritest kink EVERRRRRRRRRRR. Unf)
Oh god, now i want to write it. D:: XDDD
I read this and was SO WANTING Dave to be faking the whole time, making up the magic brownies and pretending to be high just so he could tell Kurt how he really feels and then just blame the pot later....aww! I have a problem with marijuana use, esp with kids but I know it happens. It will never not disgust me, sorry. But I love {pretending-to-be}high!Dave!
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