013: Jeeze, Karofsky.

[kurtofsky_ims]

Jeeze, Karofsky


{ Tess and Magz do not claim to be proficient in French. All errors
are belong to Google Translate. }

     

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[dlgr.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT STRAIGHT

I love you guys so hard.

[kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com]

LOL, RIGHT? Who'da thought we'd see the day Karofsky defended his homosexuality, amirite? XD

[dlgr.livejournal.com]

URSORITE

[dlgr.livejournal.com]

soooo cuuuuuute whyohwhyaren'tuguyswritingSHOW?! hfkashflhal

[kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com]

RIGHT? We'd rock the shit out of Glee. And give Brittany and Artie more making out time. Justsayin.

[dlgr.livejournal.com]

I could care less who kisses who as long as I get moar Dave/Kurt makeouts, LOL

[grimapparition.livejournal.com]

All I can do right now is squeal and giggle!

[grimapparition.livejournal.com]

Also, Reel Big Fish rocks my socks off, >

[kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com]

Duuuuuude. RBF is the business. YESSSSSS.


The more caps we make, the more I think we should get commission for all the brands and shows and bands and movies we hype up...

[dlgr.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaha

[beatkicks.livejournal.com]

"english is like the only class that isn't kicking my ass right now anyway"

...RELEVANT TO MY PERSONAL CANON.

[kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah XD Go us! We're Karofsky braintwins in that respect.

[victoria-satu.livejournal.com]

lol Dave insisting on his homosexuality. Who thought we'd ever see the day. And Kurt was totally jealous of Santana, I'm just saying.

[kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com]

Dude, right? We lol'd forever at the very idea. And then we made that idea happen.

[illuminatius.livejournal.com]

Lawl, just as I read the part about Kurt and Gaga kicking ass...my phone started to play the Glee version of Bad Romance. SPOOKY.

Wait...Dave is gay? Holy crap. Why didn't he ever say that on the show? Oh wait. I forgot. Ryan Murphy is the writer, not you guys. ._. What a shame.

(I'd totally date Rossman. If only for the lulz)

[kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com]

Dude, right? We need to be brought on as writers. :| DO YOU HEAR ME, RM?

(I think, when it comes to Rossman, everything is for the lulz. XD)

[illuminatius.livejournal.com]

If you guys were the writers, we'd never have to worry about Klaine ever again! >=D

[illicit-ecstasy.livejournal.com]

Shizume likes this.

[karenhummel.livejournal.com]

= D awesome!!! can't wait xD

[justams.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna agree that you should be writing the show. it would be so awesome.

[wine-carnation.livejournal.com]

So Santana was off by half an inch BUT WHICH WAY?? O___O



kk, had to get that out of my system first thing XDDD

So once again you two have proven that you are absolute evil geniuses. I mean, stoners at Dalton? Lol! Someone's DNA on the anatomy book? I was torn between LOL and EW! Dave singing! And most favorite - Dave's "I'M NOT STRAIGHT" and Kurt's "It's okay to be bisexual" and Dave's "DUDE I'M NOT" That just had me loling so hard :D

And Kurt, poor, jealous, insecure Kurt!!!! He doesn't even know it, but he's already bitching about Blaine being a prude and getting all fake-understanding if Dave had slept with Santana --!!!! I totally spazzed when Kurt said "If I were straight I'd totally nail her" because I could just HEAR it in his voice inside my HEAD and imagine his fake-nonchalant-straight face and ASDGLKJSGASLKDJ.

Also? I love that Dave now knows that Kurt is still a virgin, but Kurt (and us readers, in fact!) don't know if Dave still is, in either straight or gay sex. WIN.

[wherethewind.livejournal.com]

So once again you two have proven that you are absolute evil geniuses.
[insert maniacal cackle here?]

... stoners at Dalton?
I went to a semi-private high school, and a consistent two-thirds to three-quarters of the National Honor Society members were blazed basically all the time.

Someone's DNA on the anatomy book? I was torn between LOL and EW!
That's another thing that happened at my semi-private high school. D:

And most favorite - Dave's "I'M NOT STRAIGHT" and Kurt's "It's okay to be bisexual" and Dave's "DUDE I'M NOT" That just had me loling so hard :D
Tess and I were cracking. up. while we were writing that bit. Never would've expected Dave to be so adamant about his homosexuality, LOL

And Kurt, poor, jealous, insecure Kurt!!!! He doesn't even know it, but he's already bitching about Blaine being a prude and getting all fake-understanding if Dave had slept with Santana --!!!! I totally spazzed when Kurt said "If I were straight I'd totally nail her" because I could just HEAR it in his voice inside my HEAD and imagine his fake-nonchalant-straight face and ASDGLKJSGASLKDJ.
YES. ALL OF THIS.

Also? I love that Dave now knows that Kurt is still a virgin, but Kurt (and us readers, in fact!) don't know if Dave still is, in either straight or gay sex. WIN.
Right? Adds a little mystery. At least he's very serious about nothing happening with Santana, but I wouldn't be surprised if he'd at least fooled around with Brittany while still deeply closeted...

[(Anonymous)]

So Santana was off by half an inch BUT WHICH WAY??

I never comment, but I was going to for the sole purpose of asking this. So, "mte."

[kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com]

Well...










She underestimated.

[grimapparition.livejournal.com]

[prongs-padfoot.livejournal.com]

My reaction exactly. But with more smirking and followed by very unadult-like giggling...

I obviously need to acquire GIFs to start expressing myself. XD

[wine-carnation.livejournal.com]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO REPLY TO YOUR REPLY TO MY REPLY ........wait, what?

Arg. What I mean is: I usually love how you quote our comments and reply to each part of them, bit-by-bit. But this time you DIDN'T reply to that one very specific part of my comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I was totally just about to reply back and very pointedly ask about it, but Anon beat me to it.

AND THEN YOU GO AND ANSWER US WITH "SHE UNDERESTIMATED" AND I JUST WANT TO KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE SO AWESOME IT IS UNFAIR.

I mean, seriously. You've had me raping the capslock key far too many times these past two days.

And about Dave's virginity -
Right? Adds a little mystery. At least he's very serious about nothing happening with Santana, but I wouldn't be surprised if he'd at least fooled around with Brittany while still deeply closeted...
In my fic he actually reveals to Kurt that he did sleep with both Brittany and Santana before winding up with Kurt - "But only because they put out for everyone." :P I'm not even sure if my version of Dave is bi or just Kursexual... *ponders this*

[silvercell2.livejournal.com]

When I first read it, I thought he said he would RAIL her.

I obviously been watching too much Let's Play of Phantasmagoria 2. Spoony rocks

[merlenhiver.livejournal.com]

Gosh, the way they are totally into each other by now ... can you please let them meet already? The suspense is KILLING me!

[belle-favrielle.livejournal.com]

Loved this whole thing!

And dude, when I was reading one of the Santana lines, I thought it said, "If she sat on someone's nose," instead of 'knee', and I was like...DO WANT UMMMM OKAY. 8)

[graciexmae.livejournal.com]

THEY DISCUSSED. THE SIZE. OF DAVE'S DICK. WHAT. YES.

And oh my goddddd, Dave working in the garage would be AMAZING and WONDERFUL and I NEED IT IN MY LIFE, GUYS, REALLY. O___O

[bugchicklv.livejournal.com]

Dave working in the garage would be AMAZING and WONDERFUL and I NEED IT IN MY LIFE, GUYS, REALLY.

This needs to be a fic.

If someone doesn't claim it soon, I will prolly end up writing it (if there are plans to put it in an IM let me know, cause you guys do awesome so well that I won't need to)!!!

[poetic-kitsune.livejournal.com]

i would just like to say that i've been lurking for a long while and finally remembered my password so that i could log in and comment. and i would just like to say that i'm totally friending you guys and opting to get alerts on new posts for this because, well, i'm totally hooked/addicted/other synonyms for obsessed. XD

this is just... awesome-amusing-flirtsy-cute. >w

[kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com]

D'awww, thank you! ♥

[fichtfan.livejournal.com]

God, I love Karofsky's music taste~ RBF &hearts

[setos-puppy.livejournal.com]

kdsfjkdlsafjaskfjskdaljfsfkhsdffknckdsf

*hearts and sparkles everywhere*

There is just so much to this I... I don't even...

The possibility of Dave seeing grease monkey Kurt! I just...

Kurt calling Blaine a pod person had me roaring with laughter.

Also, Kurt hearing Dave sing....

And I'm totally not going to lie when I say I imagined a porno like scene with Kurt whimpering and telling Dave how big he is when he fucked him. I'll just go to my corner now...

[kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com]

That's the hottest thing ever. Ever.

[setos-puppy.livejournal.com]

My brain is a strange place of automatic sex. If you do end up doing anything sexy with them, which I hope you do... If you could make my dreams come true, kthx

[kironomi.livejournal.com]

XD So santana was off by half an inch...more or less? lol, just kidding!My god!
Aw, the prospect of dave working under Kurt's father...Awesome!
Thanks for the update!

[yay-for-gays.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT STRAIGHT!

Bravo Dave!! About Time you actually Type it out loud! Now Just say it out Loud & all will be good :D

Cant wait for more :)

[idyllictorture.livejournal.com]

You guys are awesomeness personified. :D I loved this. Eff the people who say Kurtofsky makes no sense. This makes perfect sense.

[sweetwaterpink.livejournal.com]

Kurt's so slick. He wanted to know what happened between Dave and Santana so bad that he baited Dave to get the info. I love the way Dave felt the need to correct Santana's over sight. Love this fic so much!

[to-gild-a-lily.livejournal.com]

Very first thought upon completion: -MUST COMMENT SMALLER OR BIGGER!?!?- So I scrolled through comments (=DDDD!!!) and then I thought, well, duh, he probably wouldn't have let Kurt know otherwise if he was 1/2 inch smaller, but then I realized OMG, Kurt is probably spazzing about smaller vs. bigger too!!! Poor BB.

But they legitimately discussed his dick size. Lol! And Dave felt the NEED to correct him, and then they were like, uh...GH? Awkward!

And I just love Santana! I really do, she cracks me up, especially the little bit of her we've seen in this fic! Also, it cracks me up that Kurt never actually helped Dave with French, lol.

[fck-idntknw.livejournal.com]

off by a half inch how? ;)

[kon-bl.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOODNESS. I LOVE THIS. IT'S LONG.

like dave.