So Santana was off by half an inch BUT WHICH WAY?? O___O
kk, had to get that out of my system first thing XDDD
So once again you two have proven that you are absolute evil geniuses. I mean, stoners at Dalton? Lol! Someone's DNA on the anatomy book? I was torn between LOL and EW! Dave singing! And most favorite - Dave's "I'M NOT STRAIGHT" and Kurt's "It's okay to be bisexual" and Dave's "DUDE I'M NOT" That just had me loling so hard :D
And Kurt, poor, jealous, insecure Kurt!!!! He doesn't even know it, but he's already bitching about Blaine being a prude and getting all fake-understanding if Dave had slept with Santana --!!!! I totally spazzed when Kurt said "If I were straight I'd totally nail her" because I could just HEAR it in his voice inside my HEAD and imagine his fake-nonchalant-straight face and ASDGLKJSGASLKDJ.
Also? I love that Dave now knows that Kurt is still a virgin, but Kurt (and us readers, in fact!) don't know if Dave still is, in either straight or gay sex. WIN.
So once again you two have proven that you are absolute evil geniuses. [insert maniacal cackle here?]
... stoners at Dalton? I went to a semi-private high school, and a consistent two-thirds to three-quarters of the National Honor Society members were blazed basically all the time.
Someone's DNA on the anatomy book? I was torn between LOL and EW! That's another thing that happened at my semi-private high school. D:
And most favorite - Dave's "I'M NOT STRAIGHT" and Kurt's "It's okay to be bisexual" and Dave's "DUDE I'M NOT" That just had me loling so hard :D Tess and I were cracking. up. while we were writing that bit. Never would've expected Dave to be so adamant about his homosexuality, LOL
And Kurt, poor, jealous, insecure Kurt!!!! He doesn't even know it, but he's already bitching about Blaine being a prude and getting all fake-understanding if Dave had slept with Santana --!!!! I totally spazzed when Kurt said "If I were straight I'd totally nail her" because I could just HEAR it in his voice inside my HEAD and imagine his fake-nonchalant-straight face and ASDGLKJSGASLKDJ. YES. ALL OF THIS.
Also? I love that Dave now knows that Kurt is still a virgin, but Kurt (and us readers, in fact!) don't know if Dave still is, in either straight or gay sex. WIN. Right? Adds a little mystery. At least he's very serious about nothing happening with Santana, but I wouldn't be surprised if he'd at least fooled around with Brittany while still deeply closeted...
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO REPLY TO YOUR REPLY TO MY REPLY ........wait, what?
Arg. What I mean is: I usually love how you quote our comments and reply to each part of them, bit-by-bit. But this time you DIDN'T reply to that one very specific part of my comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I was totally just about to reply back and very pointedly ask about it, but Anon beat me to it.
AND THEN YOU GO AND ANSWER US WITH "SHE UNDERESTIMATED" AND I JUST WANT TO KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE SO AWESOME IT IS UNFAIR.
I mean, seriously. You've had me raping the capslock key far too many times these past two days.
And about Dave's virginity - Right? Adds a little mystery. At least he's very serious about nothing happening with Santana, but I wouldn't be surprised if he'd at least fooled around with Brittany while still deeply closeted... In my fic he actually reveals to Kurt that he did sleep with both Brittany and Santana before winding up with Kurt - "But only because they put out for everyone." :P I'm not even sure if my version of Dave is bi or just Kursexual... *ponders this*
And dude, when I was reading one of the Santana lines, I thought it said, "If she sat on someone's nose," instead of 'knee', and I was like...DO WANT UMMMM OKAY. 8)
Dave working in the garage would be AMAZING and WONDERFUL and I NEED IT IN MY LIFE, GUYS, REALLY.
This needs to be a fic.
If someone doesn't claim it soon, I will prolly end up writing it (if there are plans to put it in an IM let me know, cause you guys do awesome so well that I won't need to)!!!
i would just like to say that i've been lurking for a long while and finally remembered my password so that i could log in and comment. and i would just like to say that i'm totally friending you guys and opting to get alerts on new posts for this because, well, i'm totally hooked/addicted/other synonyms for obsessed. XD
There is just so much to this I... I don't even...
The possibility of Dave seeing grease monkey Kurt! I just...
Kurt calling Blaine a pod person had me roaring with laughter.
Also, Kurt hearing Dave sing....
And I'm totally not going to lie when I say I imagined a porno like scene with Kurt whimpering and telling Dave how big he is when he fucked him. I'll just go to my corner now...
My brain is a strange place of automatic sex. If you do end up doing anything sexy with them, which I hope you do... If you could make my dreams come true, kthx
XD So santana was off by half an inch...more or less? lol, just kidding!My god! Aw, the prospect of dave working under Kurt's father...Awesome! Thanks for the update!
Kurt's so slick. He wanted to know what happened between Dave and Santana so bad that he baited Dave to get the info. I love the way Dave felt the need to correct Santana's over sight. Love this fic so much!
Very first thought upon completion: -MUST COMMENT SMALLER OR BIGGER!?!?- So I scrolled through comments (=DDDD!!!) and then I thought, well, duh, he probably wouldn't have let Kurt know otherwise if he was 1/2 inch smaller, but then I realized OMG, Kurt is probably spazzing about smaller vs. bigger too!!! Poor BB.
But they legitimately discussed his dick size. Lol! And Dave felt the NEED to correct him, and then they were like, uh...GH? Awkward!
And I just love Santana! I really do, she cracks me up, especially the little bit of her we've seen in this fic! Also, it cracks me up that Kurt never actually helped Dave with French, lol.
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I love you guys so hard.
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The more caps we make, the more I think we should get commission for all the brands and shows and bands and movies we hype up...
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...RELEVANT TO MY PERSONAL CANON.
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Wait...Dave is gay? Holy crap. Why didn't he ever say that on the show? Oh wait. I forgot. Ryan Murphy is the writer, not you guys. ._. What a shame.
(I'd totally date Rossman. If only for the lulz)
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(I think, when it comes to Rossman, everything is for the lulz. XD)
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kk, had to get that out of my system first thing XDDD
So once again you two have proven that you are absolute evil geniuses. I mean, stoners at Dalton? Lol! Someone's DNA on the anatomy book? I was torn between LOL and EW! Dave singing! And most favorite - Dave's "I'M NOT STRAIGHT" and Kurt's "It's okay to be bisexual" and Dave's "DUDE I'M NOT" That just had me loling so hard :D
And Kurt, poor, jealous, insecure Kurt!!!! He doesn't even know it, but he's already bitching about Blaine being a prude and getting all fake-understanding if Dave had slept with Santana --!!!! I totally spazzed when Kurt said "If I were straight I'd totally nail her" because I could just HEAR it in his voice inside my HEAD and imagine his fake-nonchalant-straight face and ASDGLKJSGASLKDJ.
Also? I love that Dave now knows that Kurt is still a virgin, but Kurt (and us readers, in fact!) don't know if Dave still is, in either straight or gay sex. WIN.
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[insert maniacal cackle here?]
... stoners at Dalton?
I went to a semi-private high school, and a consistent two-thirds to three-quarters of the National Honor Society members were blazed basically all the time.
Someone's DNA on the anatomy book? I was torn between LOL and EW!
That's another thing that happened at my semi-private high school. D:
And most favorite - Dave's "I'M NOT STRAIGHT" and Kurt's "It's okay to be bisexual" and Dave's "DUDE I'M NOT" That just had me loling so hard :D
Tess and I were cracking. up. while we were writing that bit. Never would've expected Dave to be so adamant about his homosexuality, LOL
And Kurt, poor, jealous, insecure Kurt!!!! He doesn't even know it, but he's already bitching about Blaine being a prude and getting all fake-understanding if Dave had slept with Santana --!!!! I totally spazzed when Kurt said "If I were straight I'd totally nail her" because I could just HEAR it in his voice inside my HEAD and imagine his fake-nonchalant-straight face and ASDGLKJSGASLKDJ.
YES. ALL OF THIS.
Also? I love that Dave now knows that Kurt is still a virgin, but Kurt (and us readers, in fact!) don't know if Dave still is, in either straight or gay sex. WIN.
Right? Adds a little mystery. At least he's very serious about nothing happening with Santana, but I wouldn't be surprised if he'd at least fooled around with Brittany while still deeply closeted...
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(Anonymous) 2011-01-04 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)I never comment, but I was going to for the sole purpose of asking this. So, "mte."
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She underestimated.
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I obviously need to acquire GIFs to start expressing myself. XD
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Arg. What I mean is: I usually love how you quote our comments and reply to each part of them, bit-by-bit. But this time you DIDN'T reply to that one very specific part of my comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I was totally just about to reply back and very pointedly ask about it, but Anon beat me to it.
AND THEN YOU GO AND ANSWER US WITH "SHE UNDERESTIMATED" AND I JUST WANT TO KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE SO AWESOME IT IS UNFAIR.
I mean, seriously. You've had me raping the capslock key far too many times these past two days.
And about Dave's virginity -
Right? Adds a little mystery. At least he's very serious about nothing happening with Santana, but I wouldn't be surprised if he'd at least fooled around with Brittany while still deeply closeted...
In my fic he actually reveals to Kurt that he did sleep with both Brittany and Santana before winding up with Kurt - "But only because they put out for everyone." :P I'm not even sure if my version of Dave is bi or just Kursexual... *ponders this*
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I obviously been watching too much Let's Play of Phantasmagoria 2. Spoony rocks
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And dude, when I was reading one of the Santana lines, I thought it said, "If she sat on someone's nose," instead of 'knee', and I was like...
DO WANTUMMMM OKAY. 8)no subject
And oh my goddddd, Dave working in the garage would be AMAZING and WONDERFUL and I NEED IT IN MY LIFE, GUYS, REALLY. O___O
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This needs to be a fic.
If someone doesn't claim it soon, I will prolly end up writing it (if there are plans to put it in an IM let me know, cause you guys do awesome so well that I won't need to)!!!
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this is just... awesome-amusing-flirtsy-cute. >w
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*hearts and sparkles everywhere*
There is just so much to this I... I don't even...
The possibility of Dave seeing grease monkey Kurt! I just...
Kurt calling Blaine a pod person had me roaring with laughter.
Also, Kurt hearing Dave sing....
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That's the hottest thing ever. Ever.no subject
My brain is a strange place of automatic sex. If you do end up doing anything sexy with them, which I hope you do... If you could make my dreams come true, kthxno subject
Aw, the prospect of dave working under Kurt's father...Awesome!
Thanks for the update!
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Bravo Dave!! About Time you actually Type it out loud! Now Just say it out Loud & all will be good :D
Cant wait for more :)
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But they legitimately discussed his dick size. Lol! And Dave felt the NEED to correct him, and then they were like, uh...GH? Awkward!
And I just love Santana! I really do, she cracks me up, especially the little bit of her we've seen in this fic! Also, it cracks me up that Kurt never actually helped Dave with French, lol.
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like dave.