100 Watchers Bonus 001: Cyber Chicken

[kurtofsky_ims]

Cyber Chicken


{ This is AU as of IM #14, folks. Sorry for any confusion. }

Comments

[brittyzombie.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard I "HAW"ed. I LOVE YOU GUYS.

[setos-puppy.livejournal.com]

HOWLING.

FUCKING CHRIST.

Kurt, Dave needs some alone time now.

Christ, that's spank bank material for-fucking-ever.

[ibshafer.livejournal.com]

Oh, GOD, poor Dave!!!

hehehehe...

PLEASE tell me this doesn't end here, that, like, Kurt gets Dave to fess up about why he had to go so quickly.

Was Kurt just being randomly, oblivously sexy, for the purpose of the dare, or was he actually, sort of flirting with Dave? Because, really, at this point, why aren't they doing more than chatting with each other? Why aren't they dating? They really have gotten to be close...

Amazing how plausible you have made all of this seem.

When, oh, when, do they stop IM'ing and starting talking in person?

[fairyjen03.livejournal.com]

I'm both laughing my ass off and also having this image in my head of what Dave just went to do.... HHHAAARRRRDDD

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hahahahahahahahahahha

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*FALLS OVER*

hhhhhnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg

[victoria-satu.livejournal.com]

"um you win" fucking hell Dave you have no self control omg I'm dying over here

I didn't even take my virtual pants off.

Oh, did you want to that badly Kurt? ;)

[theunknownsoul.livejournal.com]

WHY IS THERE NOT MORE?

I died

[grimapparition.livejournal.com]

:dead:

[therealmarajade.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU GIRLS ARE MEAN AND I LOVE YOU FOR THIS!!!
I just KNOW that Karofsky had to leave because of, er, hum, some pressing matters that suddenly came up. :P

[silver-paired.livejournal.com]

LOL

Oh Dave, poor guy.

it's okay sweetie
you're only human

[une-insomniaque.livejournal.com]

So I'm one of those shy lurkers were rarely comments because I'm always afraid that my comments are lame and just repeat what everyone else said...

But this. This. I need to comment on this.
Just. Kittens and an I Heart Ponies undershirt. Dave, you know how to cybersex right. I. I can't even type coherently over here, I'm trying too hard to suppress my laughter so I don't wake up my roommate. It's not working too well.
...Shit, I woke her up anyway. THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS DO TO ME.
But ohmygod, it's worth it. Because this is fucking hysterical. Oh, Kurt, I think you broke Dave's brain with that. "Um you win."
"Really? I didn't even take my virtual pants off!" I can picture Kurt saying this in a totally matter-of-fact, vaguely intrigued way, and it kills me.
In fact, I think a keyboard smash is the only way to express my complete and utter love for this.
Askljlskrgjslkgjsskknnxktxtzzahahahahahahahaha.

Let's just say that I am SO glad I checked LJ one last time before heading to bed. Because this absolutely made my night. I'm gonna go to bed all giggly and happy now. You two are wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. &hearts

[briarkin.livejournal.com]

OMG.

Yay for horny!Dave. :p

[meghan-84.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard my mom just checked to make sure I wasnt choking on my drink!

[shinaka.livejournal.com]

I... love this so much. *_* The awesomeness has so bowled me over that I don't have much more to say. Just. THEM. ASKFNLMG;

[sunisfading.livejournal.com]

But this is AU, though, so it never happened at any point in the ~regularly scheduled content~, right? Ugh.

[ktfranceebee.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, Kurt. You merciless tease. xD

[dlgr.livejournal.com]

*clapsclapsclaps*

HAHAHAAHAH! Awww Daaave! XDDDD

Dear lord don't tell me when the time comes he...well comes too early. *facepalm*

[dlgr.livejournal.com]

icccoooonnnzzzzz *hugs it*

[lumossolarum.livejournal.com]

My word.

Poor Dave. Just. You tried so valiantly to make it as hard for Kurt with your talk of I love Kitten t-shirts. But his hot was to much for you. He didn't even get down to his virtual pants. *pat pat* Never mind though dear. Hopefully he'll have people daring him again, and you'll hold out longer next time.

Seriously though guys. JUST. SO MUCH LOVE. THIS IS SO...I HAVE NO WORDS. ALSO KURT IS REALLY GOOD AT CYBER CHICKEN. WTF KURT. You win the interwebs /caps

[silvercell2.livejournal.com]

your icon is amazing

[idyllictorture.livejournal.com]

Lol, this was so great. Poor Dave. I wonder what he was thinking about when he attended to his pressing matters? ;)

[paris-5053.livejournal.com]

I'M BLUSHING FROM ALL THE SQUEALING AND GIGGLING.

THIS IS PURE GENIUS.

[ben-benten.livejournal.com]

BILL AND TED?

FFFFFF <3

[beckiemeg.livejournal.com]

haha he is so easily turned on...that is so why he left.

[wine-carnation.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 's a good thing no-one's home now because I am laughing and actually clapping because you guys are so awesome it's hurting my stomach.

Kurt, you SKANK! I love how he admitted to watching a lot of porn! I never would have thought that of Kurt lol he's so prim and proper XD

And Dave, poor, horny Dave, Kurt totally out-sexed him didn't he :D And I love that he kept using capital letters and proper punctuation all throughout the cybersex omigod Kurt you wicked, wicked thing you really ARE naturally talented at this :D

So hang on... is this really AU? Because I will be very sad if it didn't really happen.........

[graciexmae.livejournal.com]

DAVE HAS SEXY KITTENS AND HE HEARTS PONIES. YES.

um you win - lolololol Dave, that was certainly rather quick. One would almost think you'd been ready to go from the second Kurt typed the word "sex". ;)