The Kurtofsky IM Sessions

I.

Am so glad.

You picked up on that.

You win the internetz.

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victoria-satu.livejournal.com

hahaha I saw this one and was like
(http://photobucket.com/images/tumblr%20face) BLAINE
But I do like him, and you guys pulled him off quite well.

Just don't get any ideas, Blaine dear. This boy is taken even if he doesn't know it yet!

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Bahahahaha. Nice.

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herbailiwick.livejournal.com

This was one of the Best portrayals of Blaine I've ever read. A lot of people mess up his way of speaking pretty badly. That said, I don't read a lot of Klaine. But, yeah, nicely done. I love these.

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Thank you so much! I'm glad, because the whole time I was writing him I was like ISTHISRIGHT? Lol.

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wine-carnation.livejournal.com

Ooh yay, a bonus! :D

I can't help but wonder, what's Kurt talking to Santana about?

I loled at Blaine saying he's not into macho guys. We all know that. He's into femminine guys like Kurt! Ooh, does Blaine know Kurt's been talking to Dave on IM? :O

Happy New Year :)

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I can't help but wonder, what's Kurt talking to Santana about?
Poor boy's gotta get his McKinley gossip from someone when Mercedes is fixing the Asians.

I loled at Blaine saying he's not into macho guys. We all know that. He's into femminine guys like Kurt! Ooh, does Blaine know Kurt's been talking to Dave on IM?
Noooope. :D

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to-gild-a-lily.livejournal.com

WUT? I get up this morning, and there's THREE sets!? YESSSS.

YES

YESS!

Okay, so in this one. Blaine is such a creeper. This conversation felt SO awkward to me - which isn't an insult to you guys, it's a compliment! I love Blaine, and I LOVELOVELOVE Darren Criss, but he's so perfect, and seems like the type you'd have to beat conversation out of, which is what Kurt seems to be doing here, so kudos on that! And Mike is kind of the definition of metrosexual, so it cracked me up that he was too macho for Blaine.

And Mrs. Badass is SO COOL! I'm a big fan of h/c, so I was kind of enjoying the whole demonic relatives, and the Guitar Hero thing was so cute! I was really glad Dave was better than Kurt - and I think Kurt might have been secretly glad, too. =P

And finally, it is so cute how they end up accidentally talking about the weirdest stuff. Like, oh, say, circumcision and gayness expiring. =P

Anyway, I totally love this stuff!

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Okay, so in this one. Blaine is such a creeper. This conversation felt SO awkward to me - which isn't an insult to you guys, it's a compliment!
YAY. That was our intention. Don't get me wrong --we love him too. SO much. But for this particular story... Blaine's just not going to be a very nice guy.

Thank you so much for the awesome feedback, hon. ♥

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jade kaulitz (from livejournal.com)

can't wait for next session x]!!! <3

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graciexmae.livejournal.com

>:( Blaine stop your blatant flirting >:( don't you know Kurt and Dave are ~bonding >:( without you >:(

Sigh. Even though I have some Blaine-issues, this was still really great, guys.

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*wink wink* Read between the lines a little. It's not as cute as it seems at first glance. Like, seriously, while Magz and I were dissecting every IM Blaine sent? It made me want to throw up. I had a hard time playing this version of him.

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aubreyfrog.livejournal.com

I can just picture little Kurt climbing up on the counter... so cute!

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Good thing Dr. Jones fixed his tooth up good. Tiny Mercedes wouldn't let her friend have jacked teeth. :D

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Ugh. Blaine.

*cough* I mean...ugh. Blaine. I just get this creepy vibe from him. Darren Criss might be sex on legs, but his character...idk. Something about him bothers me.

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God, yes. Like, I wish I'd remembered to turn on logging for Blaine's SN. I would kill to be able to post the conversation we were having one window over from the cap. Basically my commentary on every single IM Blaine sent and what they actually meant. Not gonna lie, it made both of us a little sick.

(But unfunfunfunf Darren Criss omg.)

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Seriously, once you got past the whole "OMGHOTTAKEMENOW!", he seems more like a smarmy, stuck-up snot who gives out crap advice.

(Oh girl, I know. Unfunfunfunf indeed)

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THIIIIIIS, BRO.

Like, for serious? The way he reacted to Karofsky freaking out in the hall? Not cool. Especially after all that apparent horse shit about how he wanted to help and "Ohhh if only I'd had the chance to confront my bully." Yeah. Right. Yannow what, B? I think you knew that's what would happen if you confronted him in that way and I think that's what you wanted. Never mind that it could be (and was) bad news for your new "friend," Kurt. So long as you look BAMF.

And here I really wanted to like Blaine. So much.

/psychotic rant

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Giiiiiiiiiiiirl.

"Well, he's not coming out anytime soon." I just went "FFFFUUU- you confronted him about something that he CLEARLY isn't comfortable discussing in a PUBLIC AREA, you MORON."

And then there is the whole COURAGECOURAGECOURAGE thing. Bitch, please. What the hell do you know of courage? You're a conforming fool who fled. Kurt has more courage in his fingernail than you have in your entire, overly gorgeous, body. Better advice would have been "some battles are best not fought alone" or "he's three times your size, don't confront the dude head on."

I swear, Blaine annoys me. And unfortunately, because Kurt is already picturing his & his bathrooms and an adopted Asian baby and a SATC2 wedding with Patti LuPone singing to them, we'll never get rid of him.

Ugh.

/mean-spirited rant

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Booooooy.

This. All of it.

Please tell me you have AIM so we can bond.

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Please tell me you have AIM so we can bond.

Sorry. ._. I haz no AIM. I'm a tweetaholic, though. o_o

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...Oh. My. GOD. That icon. Ilu. That show was my shit, dude.

And do I follow you in the Twitterz? I don't even know. I'm tessisamess on there, too. We should follow each other if we don't already. It'll be sexy.

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