057: Gossip

Mar. 5th, 2011 07:48 am
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Kurt was in English class when his cell phone vibrated in his pocket. At the front of the classroom, Mrs. Brandt was droning on about modern classics, as she had been for the past thirty minutes. He discreetly pulled the phone out of his pocket and thumbed into his text messages, where his phone notified him that there was one new message from Mercedes.

»Choir room at lunch?«

Kurt typed out a quick affirmative response and slipped his phone back into his pocket, then raised his hand. "Mrs. Brandt," he asked, "Would you consider Ulysses to be a remake in the way modern cinema is remaking films from earlier decades?"

* * *

When Kurt got to the choir room Mercedes was already there, waiting impatiently, even though he wasn't late by any stretch. She shot out of her seat the second he walked in, practically bouncing. "Oh my god, tell me everything because those texts? Weren't nearly enough information."

"Mercedes," Kurt whispered furiously, "we're in a public place. Someone could walk in." He sat down in the far corner so he could watch both doors, motioning for her to join him. "So, what do you want to know?"

"Calm down, Kurt. It's not like I'm screaming his name." She grinned. "Did you?"

Kurt blushed. "Well. Maybe not quite a scream..." he admitted, picking an imaginary speck of lint off his jeans.

She snickered and sat forward. "Okay. From the beginning." Mercedes urged but, before Kurt could get a word out, Tina walked through the doorway, dragging a large sports equipment bag behind her.

"Hey, guys." She huffed, not stopping until she had the bag shoved back behind the drum set.

"Uh, hey. Tina?" Mercedes eyed the bag.


"...What is all that?"

Kurt sat back, a little relieved that he was going to be able to hold on to the details of his date with David a little longer, and waited for Tina to respond.

"I'm starting an intramural wiffle ball team," she said, plopping down into a nearby chair.

"Wiffle ball?" Kurt asked. "Isn't that the sport where everything's made of plastic?"

"I thought that game was for little kids?"

Tina scowled slightly, "Wiffle ball is awesome, okay? It's gonna be big. You'll see." She fiddled with the large cameo pendant around her neck, "So, uh. What are you guys doing in here?"

"Oh," Kurt replied, straightening up and crossing his legs. "Nothing, really. Mercedes was just -- "

"Kurt had a date last night." Mercedes replied, before she could stop herself.

" -- grilling me about my personal life," Kurt finished, sighing.

Tina leaned toward them in her chair. "You had a date?" she asked. "With who?"

"He'd like to remain as anonymous as possible for the time being," Kurt admitted. "And yes, I had a date. He took me to Columbus to see a Judy Garland marathon."

"Three excellent movies, I might add," Rachel said from the doorway. She walked into the choir room, eyeing the three of them. "Are we talking about Kurt's date?"

Kurt nodded. "But we aren't revealing his identity. He's not ready."

"Oh my god, is it Puck?"

Mercedes turned to stare at Tina, not even needing to vocally express her obvious feelings of "uh, what?".

"What?" Tina asked, "He gives off a vibe sometimes. I mean, have you seen the way he stares at Sam's mouth?"

"...Well, there is that. Okay, I guess I can see that, yeah." Mercedes shrugged.

"No, it's not Puck," Kurt muttered, dragging his palm over his face. "Nor is it anyone else in glee club. But he does go to McKinley, and that's all I'm going to say about his identity."

"It was very romantic of him to take you to see the movies," Rachel said. "I was impressed by his thoughtfulness."

"So was I," Kurt murmured, smiling softly.

"Yeah, I was gonna say. Doesn't really seem like his 'thing,' you know?"

Tina turned to Mercedes. "Wait. Am I the only one who doesn't know who he is?"

"Who who is?" Quinn asked as the walked into the choir room.

"Kurt's boyfriend," Rachel replied matter-of-factly. "He took Kurt to a Judy Garland marathon in Columbus on Saturday night."

Quinn turned to face Kurt. "Really?"

Kurt nodded, unable to keep his smile from widening. "Really. I was expecting Breadstix, because that's what date night is in this town, but it was pretty obvious that wasn't happening once we got on the highway."

Tina frowned. "Mike's never taken me outside Lima on date night."

Quinn rolled her eyes as she sat down. "Sam's idea of a romantic date is Chuck-E-Cheese and any movie with Nicolas Cage in it." She looked at Mercedes. "I've seen National Treasure five times. Five."

"Was it your first date with him, Kurt?" Rachel asked. "Because I have to say, if that's the case, I can only anticipate that you'll be having many more high-quality dates in the future."

"Well," Kurt said. "Technically it was our second date. But on our first date we never actually... left the car." The girls made a variety of faux-scandalized sounds and he blushed. "So in my mind, the movie date has become our official first date."

"You went on a date? Did you put out? If you didn't you're probably screwed --and not in the good way."

"Good lord. Does this room have a flippin' neon sign or something?" Mercedes threw her hands up as she watched Santana and Brittany walk in. Brittany turned back, looking for something.

"I don't see a sign."

Kurt sighed. "So everyone's up to speed," he began, ticking off on his fingers, "I have a boyfriend. He took me to Columbus for a Judy Garland movie marathon date. I'm not telling you who he is -- when he's ready to be open about our relationship, you'll know. Yes, we went to a hotel afterwards. The marathon ended at 1 AM, and shut up, you're not getting any details. No, it is definitely not Puck."

"Who's not me?"

"Oh my God," Kurt muttered, flailing as Puck walked into the choir room. "I give up."

Santana snorted. "Kurt's been getting nasty with someone and didn't tell us."

"No way, who? Is it Finn? I bet it's Finn."

"It's so not Finn." Brittany said confidently.

"Yeah, Puck. That's a little... weird." Quinn pulled a face.

Tina scowled. "Seriously. What the crap. Am I the only one who doesn't know?"

"I'll tell you later," Kurt said. "When there's no audience." He glanced at Santana and Puck.

"Like I'd tell anyone," Puck scoffed. "I'm a stud. Studs don't gossip." He pulled out a chair and turned it backwards, sitting down and leaning his arms against the back rest. "Now tell me what your boyfriend did on your date. I need ideas to woo Lauren."

"Ain't gonna happen," Lauren said, sauntering into the choir room.

"Did someone call a lunchtime glee club rehearsal?" Kurt asked, slumping in his chair.

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Date: 2011-03-05 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Mr. Boyfriend :) I love that almost as much as I love you guys!

Date: 2011-03-05 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] setos-puppy.livejournal.com
Mr. Boyfriend I will never get tired of that.

Kurt, the five second rule is totally valid, okay? TOTALLY. VALID.

That whole glee club scene had me snickering and laughing because three out of the rest of them know and it's just so like them

Date: 2011-03-05 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] k2-on-alcatraz.livejournal.com
I love reading about all of ND hanging out together, and the dynamic they have! It seems like we never get that on the show any more.

Date: 2011-03-05 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] therealmarajade.livejournal.com
OMG I LOVED THIS! The scene at the Glee Club choir room was HILARIOUS! I loved how new people kept popping in and barging on Kurt's conversation with Mercedes...
Also loved Kurt and Dave's exchange in the end, and I kinda want to see them cuddle now. :P
OH, and Sam is off Glee Club? Geez, I wonder if there is any other boy who knows how to sing and would be willing to join the club... *cofDavecof* ;) ;)

Date: 2011-03-05 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fairyjen03.livejournal.com
And is a baritone >_>

Date: 2011-03-05 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] david-of-oz.livejournal.com
Oh no - you made me CACKLE with laughter. Fuck knows what the neighbors think I'm doing. The Gleeclub was insane. And cat. (Are you gong to make Puck and Sam an item, just as a sidebar... ?) taking a nap - so sweet. Surely Mrs Badass will do something of epically embarrassing proportions. This is all so much better than RL. Thankyou. <3

Date: 2011-03-05 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lostenergy.livejournal.com
they need a baritone.

Dave is a baritone. :)

Date: 2011-03-05 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pirate-malfunc.livejournal.com
Dave's going to be joining Glee Club in Sam's absence, isn't he?

Date: 2011-03-05 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
God, I hope so.


Date: 2011-03-05 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beatkicks.livejournal.com
I haven't read this yet, I'm gonna get on it now. I just wanted to say, sometimes I troll, or post things with lulzy intentions, because I think you both know how much I do love this series here, but I also just want to post this here, and let you know that this whole thing means a lot to me. It has brightened some days that would've been anything but, otherwise. I look forward to it every day, and I thank you for doing this.





Date: 2011-03-05 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com
Oh my fucking god, Josh. ♥ That meant a lot. Seriously.

(And, dude. Sh. We love your gif responses.)

Date: 2011-03-05 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dlgr-khdigest.livejournal.com
Cuuuuuuuuuuuute!!! Mmmmmm naps with boyfriends are the best kind! XDDD! Also might I add that I LOVE IT when people write glee club scenes and they keep everyone in character that I can believe im actually watching them?? u guys are the second Fic writers I've read to do that! XD! *claps* lawl!

Date: 2011-03-05 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beatkicks.livejournal.com


This is my favorite vol. 2 chapter so far. :D

Date: 2011-03-05 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ottful.livejournal.com
You guys are amazing at writing the glee club. Just saying. In every fic with all the characters I'm just bracing myself for a characterization error, because there always is one, but this was flawless. I'm never reading another full-cast fic again <3

Also, is it weird the the cutest part of this for me was the thought of Kurt going over just so they could take a nap together?


Date: 2011-03-05 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graciexmae.livejournal.com
Lol, Glee club is totally full of gossip whores, and I love it.

Also, napping together = cutest thing in the entire world. ♥

Date: 2011-03-05 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fairyjen03.livejournal.com
So I love that mercedies knows and that no one else knows. (except Finn and Rachel who Kurt didn't really want to know...) And that everyone just kinda accepts that Kurt's boyfriend isn't ready to be out yet. I'm kinda excited to see them all freak out when they find out it's David.

Date: 2011-03-05 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nonexistantpup.livejournal.com
Puck was my favourite.
I love that his first response to somebody saying it wasn't him in response to the question of who Kurt is screwing was just 'omg it's Finn'.
Not freaking out about the fact that somebody had obviously theorised that it was him. Just 'is it Finn'.

I like that. *Shrug*

Brilliant as always, anyway.

Date: 2011-03-05 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fairyjen03.livejournal.com
Puck gets it. He's a stud. Everyone wants a piece of the Puckster.

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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2011-03-08 10:30 pm (UTC) - Expand

Date: 2011-03-05 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ktfranceebee.livejournal.com
I loved this whole darn thing but as soon as Kurt said that he is going to have to sing baritone I may or may not have said "*GASP* MAX ADLER SINGS BARITONE!" out loud. Join Glee club Mr. Boyfriend <3

Date: 2011-03-05 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arikata.livejournal.com
oh man I love me some Glee drama!

What is with Dave not being able to focus? If you can't focus long enough to watch porn it means angst is around the corner!

Date: 2011-03-05 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nieded.livejournal.com
Oh my god. Napping. <3

Date: 2011-03-05 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erik butler (from livejournal.com)
Hey since Sam left Glee, is Dave gonna replace him?

Date: 2011-03-05 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bellajoker.livejournal.com

This was totally cute :P



Date: 2011-03-05 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sangosama.livejournal.com
Thank you both so much for all of these consistent chapters of awesomeness.

Few other things are getting me through this long string of Dave-less Glee episodes, but, regardless of the length of the entry, the KIMs never fail to put a big, stupid grin on my face for hours. :)

Date: 2011-03-05 05:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] markdfw.livejournal.com
Thanks...really cute!

Date: 2011-03-05 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justams.livejournal.com
I love the Glee club gossiping over who Kurt's boyfriend might be.

Date: 2011-03-05 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tuneout344.livejournal.com
Holy shitake mushrooms <3 I LOVE THEM

Date: 2011-03-05 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kindreturnany.livejournal.com
Kurt and Dave are adorable. <3

Date: 2011-03-05 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] illogical-gleek.livejournal.com
How is it that no matter how crummy my day starts off, as soon as I read these I can't help but feel significantly better?

Seriously, Magz and Tess, you guys are amazing. I know this verse will probably never be any where near the canon plot line, but it gives me hope that Dave can get a great Redemption story and find a way to be happy with someone, if not Kurt.

This update was just so cute and fluffy...I can't help but have a shit-ass grin plastered on my face.
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