047: Hookers

[kurtofsky_ims]

Hookers

     

Comments

[alex-s9.livejournal.com]

I kind of pity Dave when he ever gets married to Kurt - he and his mom won't let him be. :P

[illicit-ecstasy.livejournal.com]

When will Kurt realize that all he has to do is go over to Dave's and let him take care of those boners for him?

[libby teague (from livejournal.com)]

that is an excellent question
I would like to know as well

[grimapparition.livejournal.com]

Kurt, I'm sure if you asked nicely, Davey would love to help you out.

[poetic-kitsune.livejournal.com]

two? you guys spoil us!

i still think the monkey is Kurt. kinda obvious. i mean, his dad's a mechanic. and Dave knows; he's just trying to get Kurt to spill. THIS IS MY HEADCANON FOR THIS MOMENT OKAY. ♥

anyway. that picture also made me happy. but thankfully, i'm a girl, and i don't get "problems" as easily. ;D

I LOVE YOU GUYS.

k bai.

[aquagirl77.livejournal.com]

uh-huh, verrrry slick, sending Kurt p0rn with a guy that looks a LOT like you... we see what you did there, Mister Dave.

*scrolls back up to enjoy the hotness*

[pixolith.livejournal.com]

I'm going to hell for this, but...

I thought so too before I looked up to his face. *nods*

[setos-puppy.livejournal.com]

Oh Kurt, now Dave's going to be thinking about you with your hand down your pants for the next few months. Congrats!

Two in one day, you spoil us so!

[hopeless-ryo.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda waiting for Rossman to set Kurt straight about him and Karofsky and then the awkward conversation Kurt will have with Dave afterwards....

Oh the sexual tension is killing me!

[pixolith.livejournal.com]

They should totally make the Walking Dead marathon into a gay porn marathon instead.

Just sayin'...

[dlgr-khdigest.livejournal.com]

"LIKE"

[silver-paired.livejournal.com]

Two? Aaaaah, I feel so spoiled~

and not just because of the man-ass

lovely, lovely man-ass

[arikata.livejournal.com]

aww, c'mon Dave, it's mean to give your single and lonely friend porn. Especially when they don't realize that you would gladly help them and double especially when they think you have a super sexy boy friend to take care of your troubles.

[ottful.livejournal.com]

Two in one day?!! Excuse me. I'll be in my bunk.

Poor Kurt. I can't wait until he stops being under the impression that Dave and Rossman are an item. (I'm thinking he'll probably mention something to Rossman about it, and Rossman will be like "...dude what?" But anyway.)

THE FLYING/GREASE MONKEYS RETURN. Could Kurt be any sweeter? I'm starting to think it's a bribe to make Dave work at the shop. Not that he wouldn't otherwise, but.

Dave. Baby. Stop with the made-up names. It's getting absurd.

[debbymoony.livejournal.com]

I was just coming here to re-read the last chapter and there was a new one! hoooray! \o/


I'm so addicted to KIMs that I can't stop thinking about Dave whenever I eat chicken. Am I too wierd?

[(Anonymous)]

I can not WAIT until Kurt finds out the truth about Rossman. I have a feeling a lot of shit is going to come out once he finds out. *grabs popcorn bowl and waits*

[dlgr-khdigest.livejournal.com]

lol KURT~! XDDDDD aaaahahahaha

[graciexmae.livejournal.com]

JERKY MCJACKOFFERSON. \♥/

[marvinetta.livejournal.com]

These two. I just love it. And hnnnnnng at that picture.

[kandabunny.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for Dave to trash something on his own truck then either hide in it or behind the bushes just to catch the lil grease monkey. then Dave can 'repay' Kurt for all the hard work. *goes back to stare at Gay porn*

[selenesd.livejournal.com]

YAY! Two KIMS!! ^___^

When are you gonna come clean about Rossman, Dave?? Wheeeen? And JC! That is really hot, I don't blame you at all Kurt.

Aww, grease monkey Kurt! I find the mental image oddly adorable.

[sweetwaterpink.livejournal.com]

OIC what you did there Dave. Sending porn to Kurt so he can be just as flustrated as you. Heehee, Kurt needs to learn a better expression for spanking the money.

Relevant gifs are relevant . . .

[baronbacon.livejournal.com]

(http://s1120.photobucket.com/albums/l489/bunniblu/?action=view&current=kurtsexxxx-1.gif)
(http://s1120.photobucket.com/albums/l489/bunniblu/?action=view&current=tumblr_leko91sZi81qbp500.gif)
(http://s1120.photobucket.com/albums/l489/bunniblu/?action=view&current=tumblr_lgdg6ts05Z1qe1pef.gif)
(http://s1120.photobucket.com/albums/l489/bunniblu/?action=view&current=tumblr_lcxbfyKcfg1qzfjpmo1_500-1.gif)

Re: Relevant gifs are relevant . . .

[silvercell2.livejournal.com]

OH GOD! lol

Dave is really going to appreciate Kurt's moves when they get together.

[(Anonymous)]

Have Dave and Rossman actually done it more than once? 'Cause we really need to get that relationship out of the picture so Kurt can put the moves on Davey.

[kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com]

1. Yes. They've done it at least three times. Probably more. It's a comfort mechanism for these two, really. And for pleasure, obviously, but if all someone gets out of it is that they like fucking, then they'd be completely missing the point.

2. "We" don't need to get anything "out of the picture." We (that is, Magz and I) will spend the rest of KIMs having Dave and Rossman fuck each other senseless if we want to. Sorry I'm being such a whore about it, but pretty much everyone knows I get pissy about anti-Rossman comments.

[(Anonymous)]

That awkward moment when you fall in love with Tess for being awesome and badass!!!!!!!

any who was that weird?

[kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com]

...lmfao. Thank you. ♥

[ottful.livejournal.com]

They've done it at least three times. Probably more.

This... makes me fucking happy. I don't know why, it just does.

I love that they can be so there for each other (because let's face it, if Dave didn't have Rossman through all of this, he probably would have gone into a WalMart with a machine gun by now) and also that... once they don't really need the comfort mechanism, they can move on and still be best pals. At least, at this point, that's what I've seen. I don't know, with all of Rossman's daddy issues and with Dave being invisible today, if that's going to change, but for now I'm in that little happy medium place.

TL;DR I LOVE ROSSMAN.

[moriah17.livejournal.com]

Erm, I'm sorry it took a comment talking shit about Rossman (and therefore justifiably pissing you the shit off), but I'm kinda excited to know they've had sex at least three times. I know there has been at least one time other than Walking on Sunshine that it was hinted it was about to happen but I wasn't even going to take that one for granted.

Sorry to dork-out over the extra KIMs canon. Can't help it sometimes.

[(Anonymous)]

Theyve fucked that many times and we've gone without smut? Crying

[therealmarajade.livejournal.com]

^^^ This. If they have fucked, I want to read the smut! ;) ;) ;)

[therealmarajade.livejournal.com]

GUH! When will the lie and mistery surrounding Dave and Rossman's "dating status" be revealed?? ;)

Love their little banter over gay porn, LOL! Teenage boys... :P

[markdfw.livejournal.com]

Yes.

Lies and hidden agendas are usually the only things that keep couples apart.
*no sarcasm meant -- really*

David needs to spill the truth about his love for Kurt, then they need to have a "Night in Paradise" -- and that's when the Rossman thing makes things really complicated.

FLYING GREASEMONKEY PORN you know, just one day in the future...

[david-of-oz.livejournal.com]

YYYAAAYYYYYYY. For everything in this. THIS. THISTHISTHIS.
But is Dave gonna lurk and catch the greasemonkey? And maybe give him a jolly good thanking, just for 'the cause' you know...

RossOfsky smut un-published???? :((((
Would Rossman want this privacy to be respected?

Perhaps your saving it as as an R-rated Boner!bonus.

One lives in hope. *offers bribe of vat of breakfast martinis*

in the future... All busses need a laundry room

[david-of-oz.livejournal.com]

I forgot about the tiny.URL. So I went back to the link and now I REALLY need to put my laundry in the dryer. Unfortunately, I'm on the bus........

[kuankiu-chama.livejournal.com]

OMG *-* Another one? OMG, can I be you guys slave
FOR LIFE?

[sparklespiff]

Aaaah, you spoil us, you spoil us! ♥

[psychocountessa.livejournal.com]

I feel spoiled and loved.
Also in the land of Kurtofsky even hookers are gay and entertaining.
everything is beautiful and nothing hurts :)

[pipariperho.livejournal.com]

Nothing better than KIMs marathon under a warm blanket when it's frickin' cold outside... Mmmm.

Is it just my imagination or did those dudes in the pic look a lot like Dave and Kurt? Nice move, Dave...

[kironomi.livejournal.com]

I love how Kurt is so loosened up when talking to dave now. He actually says the kind of things Dave does now. I love it.