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Date: 2011-01-29 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arikata.livejournal.com
ahahaha, best distraction ever! Besides a picture of naked Dave, I'm sure Kurty could get some real use out of that >.

Date: 2011-01-29 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] markdfw.livejournal.com
Kurt needs to be back at McKinley NOW. :)

Date: 2011-01-29 07:49 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-02-01 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kon-bl.livejournal.com
seconded.

DOUBLE GAY!!!

Date: 2011-01-29 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grimapparition.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHOMFG!!! Go somewhere indeed. =D

Re: DOUBLE GAY!!!

Date: 2011-01-29 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grimapparition.livejournal.com
Actually I love that wanking it to gay porn is not as gay as crocheting or needlepoint, hahahaha

Re: DOUBLE GAY!!!

Date: 2011-01-29 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arikata.livejournal.com
nothing is as gay as needlepoint...

Re: DOUBLE GAY!!!

Date: 2011-01-29 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grimapparition.livejournal.com
HAHAHAHAHOMFG!!!

Date: 2011-01-29 07:51 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-01-29 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fairyjen03.livejournal.com
That... Was awesome.

And I love that Kurt is now "actually fancy"

Date: 2011-01-29 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silver-paired.livejournal.com
oh my god he named him "Actually Fancy"

oh my god he sent him porn

oh my god double gay

oh my god I love this fic

(p.s. did I mention oh my god because oh my god)

Date: 2011-01-29 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ottful.livejournal.com
OH DAVE. YOU ARE THE KING OF "HERE HAVE THIS IT'LL TAKE YOUR MIND OFF THINGS."

Poor Kurt. Bombarded.

God, I hope the day of his getting out of there is approaching soon. Kid needs a freakin' break.

And "Actually Fancy"? I giggled more than a little XD

Date: 2011-01-29 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brittyzombie.livejournal.com
WANKY~
Although I think needle point is more gay than crocheting.

Date: 2011-01-29 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wine-carnation.livejournal.com
Oh, this just about killed me laughing XDDDDDD Dave dancing to amuse Kurt!!!! This has to happen at some point. Arg. Now that image is stuck in my head XD

YES THEY'RE GOING AHEAD WITH THE MCKINLEY MINDFUCK!!! I can't wait until Kurt slushies Dave and everyone in the hallways goes :O And then they'll sit down to lunch together, that's gonna be SO EFFING AWESOME.

And LOL!!! "Bring facial cleanser" LOL Kurt you're so gay XD

And AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA KURT WENT TO JERK OFF WAY TO GO DAVE YOU EMBARASSED HIM LOL ♥

Date: 2011-01-29 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovesmymovement.livejournal.com
I was wondering why it was rated NC-17 for a while there, since there's no, like, "text" or whatever (you know, that isn't IMS)...

...and then I saw that link. O.O
OH MY GOD.
I just about died.

Especially with Kurt's "Yeah, I... have to go somewhere."
Hahaha XD

Date: 2011-01-29 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kandabunny.livejournal.com
lol nothing like pron to cause a happy distraction. Karofsky is a genius. Also loving that Kurt will be dragging along his post-slushie supplies to clean up Dave after-wards. With lots of stuff Dave has never heard of and is likely to forget ever exists.

Date: 2011-01-29 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kironomi.livejournal.com
XD "Actually fancy."
I loved it when Kurt mentioned that he wasn't scared of David anymore and it was like nostalgia without wanting to go back to it.
I seriously laughed my ass off throghout this one, but that hidden picture...dear god, I nearly had a heart attack. I wasn't expecting that. And that they are sharing porn now...wow

Date: 2011-01-29 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poetic-kitsune.livejournal.com
HURRAY FOR THAT DISTRACTION.

i love how Dave's teasing almost feels like flirting. XD

this = so cute. is the next update gonna be Kurt finally back at McKinley, i wonder~? ;D

Date: 2011-01-29 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tabbytha22.livejournal.com
Nothing says distraction like looking at porn! :D Haha.

~Yeah, that's all I have to say... Well besides this chapter was adorable. ^.^ Can't wait for the next one!!!

Date: 2011-01-29 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pipariperho.livejournal.com
Oh. Refreshing my f-page was such a good idea. Now, after that pic I'm distracted from sleep, but who needs it anyways...

Date: 2011-01-29 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fck-idntknw.livejournal.com
that distraction worked quite well on me. i now need to reread the story cause i forgot what just happened.

Date: 2011-01-29 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] briarkin.livejournal.com
Awwww.

Now boys, you're wanking to the same porn. There's not too much of a leap to watching the porn together.

Date: 2011-01-30 03:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bugchicklv.livejournal.com
Can I get an "Amen" to this, please?

(Almost used my "gay porn" icon and then realized this is an all ages comm...and unlike our lovely KIMers I can't give much warning for an NC-17 icon. It's just sorta...there. So instead I'm using one of Roberto Giorgio (http://www.workingboys.net/cdo/eurhun005.html) with his privates covered.) <---LINK IS NOT WORK SAFE

Date: 2011-01-29 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hada-purpura.livejournal.com
Distracting porn is distracting.

Date: 2011-01-29 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imeldabrandt.livejournal.com
So I'm sitting in my church's sanctuary reading this. I totally clicked that link... Deleted all church computer history. Thanks guys. God is going to kill me now. (:

Date: 2011-01-29 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com
Lmao, that's what you get for clicking a link in an NC17 tagged entry. Don't worry. I highly doubt God's going to kill you. XD

Date: 2011-01-29 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beatkicks.livejournal.com
Far worse things go down in churches than that picture. I wouldn't worry too much. :) LMAO (Also, some churches [not all of them] would freak out less about a picture of a dude's junk and more about you reading a story about two gay men. Just sayin'. XP)

Date: 2011-01-29 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] setos-puppy.livejournal.com
ahahaha. Oh boys <3<3

I'm so glad to see things are smoothing out between them, and that things are getting back to normal.

Date: 2011-01-29 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] logicallunacy.livejournal.com
I so badly want to read the first day back. Please, please say you're going to cover it in story mode? You don't get the reactions of others in the IMs. Though Kurt and Dave's debriefing will also be awesome.

Date: 2011-01-29 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dlgr-khdigest.livejournal.com
STOP ASSUMING THE WORST ALL THE TIME, DAVID! Ugh, hopefully he'll get it that the old terrified Kurt is gone. lol! ((*reads more* Oh wait, Kurt just told you. LOL! XDDD))

LOL Kurt telling David how to flirt with him if he wants to do it right, wiiiiiiiin!

Date: 2011-01-29 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] david-of-oz.livejournal.com
Frabjous!
And THANX for the tinyurl.com. Is there more? Like where did you find this pic, 'cause in the absence of naked Max Adler pics, well - this definitely helps with private time....

Date: 2011-01-29 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] une-insomniaque.livejournal.com
*quietly files picture away for future use*

Ahem.

Dear god, I love you girls. Just.

...


That picture didn't just distract Kurt, it distracted me. I'm not even coherent enough to write a proper reply. I can't wait until Kurt gets back to McKinley -- I am SO looking forward to seeing what happens from there on out! I love that they can talk about what's going to happen, and they're just so comfortable with each other, it's adorable.

And now, I will be in my bunk if you need me.

Date: 2011-01-29 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] une-insomniaque.livejournal.com
Also, I would love to see what Dave and Brittany talk about! I always wonder whenever I see her name up there.

They're totally talking about what Kurt tastes like and trading kissing tips. xD

Date: 2011-01-30 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bugchicklv.livejournal.com
See Tess, here's another one who said that about Brittany!!!

You know you're gonna have to write this eventually. *hint hint*

(puhleeeeeeeeeeeze?)

Date: 2011-01-29 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justams.livejournal.com
Yeah, so I totally clicked the picture without thinking too much about it. Luckily no one was behind me, but still. That could have been embarrassing.

Anyway.... this just put a smile on my face. Just before bedtime. Have a feeling I'm gonna have some sweet dreams tonight. XD

Date: 2011-01-29 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-lady-k.livejournal.com
Dave sending Kurt porn pic => Kurt getting turned on => Kurt jerking off while thinking about porn pic...that Dave sent him => Kurt thinking about Dave while jerking off...

Kurt's face = O_O.........XD

My face = : D !!!!!!!!

Date: 2011-01-30 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graciexmae.livejournal.com
"Actually Fancy" is the greatest thing since Battle Unicorn.

And wow, lol, I almost didn't get that window closed before my grandma wandered through the computer room unannounced. It would have been extremely awkward to be like, "Oh, hi mama, yeah, that's just a giant naked dude on my screen, no cause for alarm."

:/

Date: 2011-01-30 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tipsy-armadillo.livejournal.com
Don't you mean the greatest thing since Ricardo!!!!! =D

Date: 2011-01-30 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetwaterpink.livejournal.com
Great distraction, Dave! LOL. I sorta wish it was a picture of Dave but it might be too soon for sexting. NGL, I feel a little bit bad for Thomas. Now, that I know Blaine's insane, I wonder what he did to convince Thomas to comply.

Date: 2011-01-30 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abusing-sarcasm.livejournal.com
Hey! My dad crotchets! He's very metro, though, so he owns it. *nods*

I can't wait for the Return Of Kurt, either! :D

Date: 2011-01-30 04:30 am (UTC)
ext_363872: (ten -> rose ha!)
From: [identity profile] dawncrow.livejournal.com
LMAO at "Actually Fancy."

Also, as somebody mentioned, the fact that jerking off to gay porn is less gay than needlepoint. ILU, both of you.

Date: 2011-01-30 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ibshafer.livejournal.com
I could say many things here, but I will only say this:

Beer can!!!

Oh, and...um, thanks...

Date: 2011-01-30 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annas-corner.livejournal.com
Dave sent Kurt porn. I... I can't even tell you how awesome that is.

He is totally thinking about Dave later on, and Dave is thinking about Kurt watching that picture doing... stuff. :P

Date: 2011-02-21 08:06 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I opened the distraction... for some strange reason, I didn't expect that >///< how foolish of me o.o

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