024: On My Radar.

[kurtofsky_ims]

On My Radar



     

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[poetic-kitsune.livejournal.com]

awwww, such a cute conversation. <3

keep rockin', guys. ;D

[poetic-kitsune.livejournal.com]

also: DAVE WORKING AT BURT'S SHOP FTW! <3

...and did i just make first comment?! wtf that never happens... 0__o

[ellie-19.livejournal.com]

Where is your icon from?

[fck-idntknw.livejournal.com]

Ditto

[edithy.livejournal.com]

Oh god this is so sweet. I'm so glad Dave's feeling better.
And that Kurt's going to transfer back.
And Dave working at Burt's. Just..

EVERYTHING YOU TWO DO IS SO GREAT

I love their friendship so much.

[k2-on-alcatraz.livejournal.com]

Not gonna lie, I've been refreshing this page for hours. And whenever people would type that I'd be like "lol yeah right" until I realized I've been doing it. Kurt's coming back from the creeper school! And has a sort of hang out date with Dave! *dances*

_{Is Twin Pines a BTTF reference? Can we expect it to suddenly and inexplicably turn into Lone Pine?}

[kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com]

Is Twin Pines a BTTF reference? Can we expect it to suddenly and inexplicably turn into Lone Pine?

Can I just say that I love you for fucking EVER for that reference? I always feel like I'm the only one who picked up on like half the smaller mindfucks in BTTF.

[k2-on-alcatraz.livejournal.com]

It had been a long time since I'd last seen BTTF, and when I had, I'd been pretty young, so when I rewatched it and noticed that, I was like "Oh. Hey...HEY." It's so awesome ;_____;

[lonegungal17.livejournal.com]

BTTF is my favorite movie. It always makes me smile when the fandoms I love collide.

[ottful.livejournal.com]

Job offer.... for Dave... the the autoshop.

Do. You. Know. How much of my life you just made wonderful?! I AM A SHELTERED PERSON WITH NO LIFE, THIS MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN IT PROBABLY SHOULD.

I... this friendship. They're so honest with each other, and that's how you know they're going to be amazing friends. I completely love it.

And the beginning had me in tears. I was so confused for so long. It was amazing.

I TOLD YOU I'D DING DONG THE BITCH IS GONE YOU.

[lumossolarum.livejournal.com]

And I did.

JUST. SECONDING EVERYTHING RIGHT HERE IN CAPS.

ALSO DAVE. Seriously, when we told you to buy him Candy, that is totally not what we meant.

[takuya-asakura.livejournal.com]

aaaaw <3

[dlgr.livejournal.com]

yaaaay they're bffffff's again. :D

[aquagirl77.livejournal.com]

So happy that Dave apologized, about the bragging. and I love Kurt's answer and his honesty. you guys rock so hard.

coming back to McKinley? job with Burt? DATE?! yay yay yay!!!

please please tell us the Britney song, I need to know. I tried to look for an easter egg about it, but couldn't find anything.

[youloveamelia.livejournal.com]

"I hear moms like that." This line made me want to cry.

I love these IMs so much! Seriously, I keep refreshing my friends page, waiting for your updates.

[victoria-satu.livejournal.com]

omg Radar Tess I'm going to have to listen to it again whyyyyyyy

But awww Job offer to work at the autoshop. And Kurt is leaving Clone Academy, HELL YEAH! About time you got your ass back home, boy. And then maybe you'll realize that you're much happier and more yourself when your with Dave than you are with Blaine. I think the beginning of this conversation is proof enough of that.

Also I'm still kinda wondering what Blaine's reaction woulda been to Kurt going over to Dave's...
I imagine it would have been along the lines of "I STILL DON'T TRUST HIM AND YOU DON'T KNOW, HE COULD HAVE HURT YOU OR SOMETHING. RAWR RAWR HIS I'M A CONTROLLING BOYFRIEND WHO WANTS YOU TO TELL ME ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS ~SECRETS~"

...yes, exactly like that.

[victoria-satu.livejournal.com]

only pretend the "his" says "hiss"

[bkins.livejournal.com]

Have I told how much I love you ladies? If not I LOVE YOU. your so amazingly talented its not funny. This is what I look forward too everyday at lunch. I get on my iphone and read this in the lunch room, so not caring who hears me laugh like a mad woman.. okay not gunna like walking on sunshine had me beat red but i probably shouldnt have read it at work on my phone but I couldnt help it! I loved it and I love this and again your so fucking amazing I love you for it!.Okay now im gunna go because the caffeine is wearing off and I need it to function or its back to bed... but at least id have happy thoughts going back to sleep. :)

[fairyjen03.livejournal.com]

You and me... FUCKING TWINS!! iPhone at lunch gigglin my butt off and people giving me weird looks. Did you feel off too when they posted later in the afternoon earlier this week? Lol

[bkins.livejournal.com]

omg YES. I Was like umm but but but MY LUNCH TIME!!! HAHA Not even going to lie, when I saw that Kurt came to Dave's house I was like 'HELL YA!' and yes there may have been some looks and a question or three asked but it was soo worth it. I also my never be able to see GT as anything but fore play between Dave an Kurt again. HAHAHA

[fairyjen03.livejournal.com]

I have to go anytime between 11am and 1pm and a few times I was like "No! I want to wait! I have nothing to read on my lunch!" I'm lucky that my co-workers accepted me in all my crazy glory early on.

And yes, I've had that same thought process about GH too. Thankfully I don't really play GH. lol

[bkins.livejournal.com]

HAHA im from 10 to because i start work at six. My co workers think im a dumb blonde so im good when I sit there an giggle like a maniac. The because of these IM fic's I keep saying I wanna take a ride on your disco stick and somehow im pretty sure someone is going to have me committed because of that. Oh well!

[fck-idntknw.livejournal.com]

who wouldn't wanna ride on ricardo's disco stick?

[lostenergy.livejournal.com]

"Hug your mom if she cries. I hear moms like that." - Kurt.

i dont know why but i awwww-ed to no end.


and thank god Jackie is gone!



aaaaand yay Kurt is coming back!

[fairyjen03.livejournal.com]

This was really funny! I kind of love that they're such smart asses to one another and play alog with random things they say. Like, Kurt is such a sassy bit h and Dave just flings it all right back at him. Or just accepts it when he deserves it. Like the conversation about rossman. < ily both.

[kironomi.livejournal.com]

d'aww, I am glad things are slowly working out. Kurt going back to McKinley and dave getting a job when he's healed, that is good news!
Thanks for the update!

[setos-puppy.livejournal.com]

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omg they're so fucking adorable and omg Kurt is transferring back and Dave is getting a job at the shop and Kurt and him can be greasemonkeys together fkalsjfkljfsdf

*flails*

Ding dong the bitch is gone.

[lumossolarum.livejournal.com]

So, right... first off, god those two with the creepy flirty joking. Just rofling forever guys.

You know, this whole Kurt telling Dave about him deciding to transfer back has a air of calm before the BLAINESHITSTORM about it. How safe are you really? Surely you can try for a scholarship? I'm just worried about your /safety/. Because you know, your so called /friends/ did such a good job looking out for you last time?
And once that fails, it's going to get nasty, methinks.

And...and Burt. Even, in just passing comments you've managed to capture his character, because... seriously, call me delusional, but I can seriously see him doing this. Once he realizes that he's not a threat to Kurt and hears about half the crap he's gone through... just... so much love for this.

And it's now my head canon he cries when he watches Bambi.

Also, Greasemonkey!Dave = hot.


The underlying seriousness of the second half of the conversation. Dave struggling to even work out what he's feeling but being open with Kurt about it, speaks volumes. Kurt, just being accessible and open... supporting without pushing to hard. They're friendship is so lovely and its beautiful to watch it evolve.

And thank you for the sucker punch at the end, that kind of had me tearing up again.

YOU CAN HUG CAROLE IF SHE CRIES KURT ITS OKAY. OR JUST MAKE YOUR DAD WATCH BAMBI WITH YOU.

Although Finn will probably walk in on all of you cuddling and sniffling, and corner himself.

[lovesmymovement.livejournal.com]

I'm holding out hope that the Britney song was "Toxic". If only because it means he likes to imagine Kurt with those hats in the Britney/Brittany episode, hahaha.

Also? A DATE??! HEEELLLLZZZZZ YEEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD *OMGYAY!*

And OMG KURT'S TRANSFERRING BACK TO MCKINLEY??! ANOTHER HELLZ YEAH FOR THAT!!!!!!!!! ^_^ I ♥ YOU GUYS SO FUCKING MUCCHHHHHHHH!!!

[meghan-84.livejournal.com]

Great stuff can't wait for more!

[justams.livejournal.com]

BURT HUMMEL FOR PRESIDENT! That is all. XD

[illuminatius.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I have never pictured Kurt seducing Dave by singing Radar and trying to give him a lap dance. No, really. I haven't. Stop looking at me like that! 0_0 [Dorothy] "Who are you to judge me?!" [/Dorothy]

Oh God, I keep picturing Burt and Kurt just sitting on the couch, watching Bambi, with Burt just sobbing and blowing his nose and Kurt just going "o_O;;;" and keep supplying tissues. (Although, didn't Kurt cry too?)

Bye bye, Jackie. We hardly liked ye. I wish Dave would have thrown her belongings on her as she was kicked out.

Oh God, voraephilia, I'm going to be sick. I'll never be able to eat a kebab again.

[factionb.livejournal.com]

They're going to do a marathon of The Walking Dead together, and Dave said he'd sit on Kurt <3333

awww, so nice!

[(Anonymous)]

SIT. ON. KURT. Think that over and have fun with the image :)

[sweetwaterpink.livejournal.com]

The beginning killed me y'all. I was laughing so hard that I got hiccups. The convo was so full of rainbows, unicorns, puppies and kittens (sorry Kurt). I'm glad that they talked about bland-date-kiss-rossman-deep-throat-sore-ass. It was so casual but it nice that Dave and Kurt understood the other.

[sweetwaterpink.livejournal.com]

OMG, I love Dave more and more. He read The Walking Dead and he likes a Britney song. We could so be BFF. I look forward to their zombie date.

[to-gild-a-lily.livejournal.com]

Several thoughts, in bulleted form:

-Dave as greasy mechanic = possibly the hottest form of Dave.
-Their playfulness = freaking adorable.
-There should totally be a ficlet scene where Kurt and Mrs. Badass beats the shit out of Jackie.
-I'm kind of sad that we won't ever get to see any cute football things in KIMs. Like, Kurt wearing his practice jersey to the game, or running dramatically onto the field when he gets hurt. You know, stuff like that.
-I ♥ you guys (and your boys) so much!

[prongs-padfoot.livejournal.com]

All I keep thinking is "Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie"

And imagining Dave hobbling around the house in boxers and Kurt's tie...

[firstmrshummel.livejournal.com]

I can't help wondering if Dave's sleeping with the tie under his pillow, or using it for inspiration when he wanks off. Maybe both? 'Cause Dave seemed to know pretty quickly that Kurt left it there, none of that "Oh, I'm not sure, let me look around and see if I can find it stuff."

In other news, KURT IS COMING BACK TO MCKINLEY OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!

[graciexmae.livejournal.com]

Aw, what a great convo. No angstyness or heartache or anything here, it's nice to have one like that.

They're still making "dates"! Evil Jackie is gone! Dave's gonna work in the shop! Other things to flail about!

Lol, I kept picking out lines like, "Oh, I totally need to quote that in the comments! :D" but I ended up with so many of them that I'm just not even going to try.

Hi guys, if it wasn't obvious, I love this and youuuuuuu.

[wine-carnation.livejournal.com]

Awwwww, this convo totally snapped me out of my depression over the previous 'no more sports for Dave' convo two days ago! <3

The beginning, with the freaky pedo flirting... OMG I was rofling so fucking hard. I bet Dave totally expected Kurt to answer him like "O_o wtf???" but Kurt actually went along with it and it was so cute XD

And Dave's "Kurt I have a secret.......... I'm gay." And Kurt is totally deadpan "I shall have to terminate my friendship with you" and they both continue to LOL about it. They're so friggin friendly with one another and on the one hand it's nice and cute but on the other hand, I'm starting to lose the UST. WE WANT MORE UST. *bangs fists on table* UST! UST! UST!

Anyway, I'm hoping we get our UST when Dave starts working at Burt's shop :D :D :D :D I've always had a thing for Dave being turned on by greasemonkey!Kurt, but maybe it can work the other way around, too, with greasemonkey!Dave.

I think this convo brings Kurt and Dave's scheduled dates up to three? Dave wanted Kurt to sit through a game with him; Kurt said he'd let Dave buy him lunch when he got home for spring break; and now they've scheduled a Walking Dead marathon. WHOOT! (only, wouldn't it be kind of hard for Dave to come over to Kurt's house? With his basement bedroom and everything... bad knee + stairs = not a good idea.)

Anyway, can't wait for tonight's convo. You girls rock my socks off ♥♥♥

[alex-s9.livejournal.com]

Twin Pines? Really...? Wasn't that the mall? XD

De-lurking

[annas-corner.livejournal.com]

I have to stop lurking here now to tell you how much I like your ims fanfction. I love everything about it. The conversations that Kurt and David have. The awesome and hilarious friend that Rossman is and that you can actually feel the emotions that David and Kurt are feeling when I read the im conversations.

You are awesome! Seriously never stop. :D

[jamfig.livejournal.com]

Super Tess&Magz
Here are two appalling bad taste jokes so totally memory prompted by the opening that I HAD to share them:
Little boy would you like some candy?
No, but I'll suck your dick for 50cents.

Little boy would you like some candy?
Oh -oi suppose, but shows me your dick first...