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The Kurtofsky IM Sessions ([personal profile] kurtofsky_ims) wrote2011-01-10 03:31 pm

Bonus 007: I Don't Get Nervous.



I Don't Get Nervous



     

[identity profile] alex-s9.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
No, get rid of Blaine ASAP.

[identity profile] alex-s9.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Like, make him drown in a lake in Chicago or whatever.

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[identity profile] theunknownsoul.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
BACK UP PEACOCK 8|

....

*gets popcorn*

[identity profile] ibshafer.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...icon says it all...

[sigh]

Shiny Hair, go away!

[identity profile] une-insomniaque.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Pushing Daisies reference for the win! *fistpump* Ahhhh, I miss that show. Still so sad that they canceled. I blame the writers' strike.

Why do you even come here, Papapya Blaine, nobody likes you.
(Props if anyone gets the reference here. xD)

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[identity profile] renata de azevedo - 2011-01-11 06:57 (UTC) - Expand

[identity profile] kironomi.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
My Kurtofsky and Klaine inner fangirls are jumping at this extra.
Lovely indeed, I am glad Kurt told Blaine about Dave.
Also, Blaine was right about Rachel; it was bad news since she was mad at Finn. But she can be nice, even without the drama.
Thanks for writing!

[identity profile] brittyzombie.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Wat.

[identity profile] pixolith.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
A CHALLENGER APPEARS. ♥


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[identity profile] kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com 2011-01-11 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
A CHALLENGER APPEARS.
AHAHA, is it bad that when I read that, I could hear David Attenborough saying it? :D

[identity profile] karenhummel.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
= O Blaine is flirting with Kurt , hihi XD KAROFSKY DO SOMETHING!! Hihi XD
omg I frigging LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR IM'S
how come you are so AWESOME!

[identity profile] wine-carnation.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
So you totally burst my hopeful Kurtofsky date bubble with this.......... O_o

But then again, Kurt seems totally oblivious to just how much Dave is into him. He probably thinks they're going to be Just Friends. And according to your logic (on the logic is logical time-frame comment on convo 19) they're going to move very very slowly, and until that date on Spring Break, a lot can happen.

Also, a lot can happen on a date with Blaine :P Kurt might suddenly discover that he's, oh, a dick! lol. I dunno, I used to totally and wholeheartedly ship Klaine, but nowadays I'm more of a Kurtofsky girl. Who knows.

I have to ask this: WHY are Kurt and Blaine IMing?? Don't they both live in the dorms? XD

OHMYGOD I JUST HAD AN IDEA. Is Kurt going to flip out now and wonder what to wear for his date with Blaine and go ask Dave for more wardrobe advice? :O Because that would so totally break Dave's heaaaaaaaaaaaart T___T

[identity profile] kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I have to ask this: WHY are Kurt and Blaine IMing?? Don't they both live in the dorms? XD

In our headcanon their rooms are far apart. So, if Kurt's on AIM, it's faster than texting, and WAY faster than going over, yannow?

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[identity profile] justams.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, you suddenly realised there was competition did you, Blaine? I think it might still be too late though, honey. They've done an awful lot of bonding.

And why am I speaking to a fictional character as if he can hear me?

[identity profile] therealmarajade.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the ONLY reason Blaine asked Kurt out on a Date, it was because he suddenly realized he has competition. AND quite the competition (Dave + Ricardo).

Can't wait for more! ;)

[identity profile] dlgr.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
hdklfhakfhsaklhfklsahfksakfhsaklhfa

Blaine is back to his bad advice, trying to be "subtle" and be like "PEOPLE CAN'T CHANGE WE'RE ALL LEMMINGS (EXCEPT ME BECAUSE I'M THE BESTEST)" 'cause he prolly knows Kurt is all *____*~<3 over him and can use that to his advantage and then make Kurt doubt his findings with Dave.

Am I close??

Freakin' Blaine, DON'T RUIN TEH AWESOMEZ! ;A;

[identity profile] lostenergy.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
his mere presence and aura of boring is enough of a reason for me to NOT like him. :P so, even if he isn't about to do something awful, i relate him to awful things.

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(Anonymous) 2011-01-10 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
no seriously i am so emo right now can we get another bonus to dull the pain or something

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(Anonymous) 2011-01-10 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
idk what offends me more, how judgmental blaine is or the fact that he insinuated crap about my princess rachel barbra berry

[identity profile] kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Right?

[identity profile] takuya-asakura.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Blaine u.u

[identity profile] ktfranceebee.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Imma slap a bitch aka Blaine. Ugh. He thinks he's so damn sure of himself, "I wish I still got nervous before show." *pukes* Lol.

[identity profile] kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com 2011-01-11 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh believe me, Tess was trying not to slap herself while we were putting together this bonus. She was just like UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN.

That is to say, neither of us are really anti-Blaine when it comes to show canon, but as far as KIMS canon is concerned...
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[identity profile] graciexmae.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
>:( Blaine, no. Take your shiny hair and get away from Kurt. He has a Dave now, he doesn't need a you.

[identity profile] kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com 2011-01-11 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
THIS.

[identity profile] kandabunny.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Send Ricardo to save Kurt from Blaine!!!!

[identity profile] kit1126.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
YES. SIC RICARDO AND HIS STREET GANG ON BLAINE PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[identity profile] meghan-84.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
No no bad no!

[identity profile] sweetwaterpink.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh! Blaine is so manipulative and sleazy. I feel like he likes to be in control at all times. I won't mind if the RM wrote him like this because it would give his character a little depth instead being beige.

[identity profile] setos-puppy.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
.......*deep breath*

BLAINE WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU BITCH. THE SLAP-SLAP-KISS MANEUVER IS SO FUCKING UNDERHANDED.

EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO SIT IN A CORNER AND GLARE AT YOU.

[identity profile] meaj.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
So I finally get myself to read all these and this is what you leave me with. Don't approve.

No really, I'm so happy I finally read all these. Loving it so much.


[identity profile] meaj.livejournal.com 2011-01-11 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
But I do have to add that evil!Blaine is my favourite Blaine...

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[identity profile] lumossolarum.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so side eyeing Blaine right now.

Judgemental, up himself...

Basically, being condescending little douche, trying to distract Kurt and pump up his own ego.

Haha...yeah, undermining Kurt's friendships and now that he has no reason to /fear/ going back to McKinley, you need to give him a reason to stay at Dalton right?

...is anyone else getting bad controlling vibes at the moment?

I think Mercedes/Rachel/RICARDO needs to smack a bitch.

[identity profile] lumossolarum.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
ALSO WTF CHUBBY, you asshole.

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[identity profile] victoria-satu.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Blaine whateverthefuckyourlastnameis, I will end you. Do not talk about my darlings like that.

[identity profile] poetic-kitsune.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
ah ahahhaa, Blaine is, as Max Adler once stated, "messin' with my Kurt!" lololol he's totally only asking Kurt out NOW of all times because he feels threatened that someone might be moving in on 'his property.' i totally agree with Dave from a previous IM: Blaine is up to no good/isn't Kurt's friend. *frowns* ...but that's just me... mehhhhh. i dunno. i dun want to start a pairing war like the ones i roll my eyes at all the time on Tumblr. but so many people are here for the Kurtofsky, so i think i'm safe. ;D

anyway. this series? yeah, my favoritest thing EVA. madly in love, i tells you. MADLY. IN. LOVE. and addicted.

[identity profile] banditblythe.livejournal.com 2011-01-10 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
LOLOLOLOLOL, this!
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[identity profile] illuminatius.livejournal.com 2011-01-11 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Chubby"? "I wish I still got nervous before shows"?

...If you excuse me, I need to kill some fiends on FFXII to let off some steam. Blaine, you stuck up, condescending, judgmental, extremely pretty bitch.

[identity profile] kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com 2011-01-11 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I almost worry that when Glee comes back I'll be filled with irrational rage toward Blaine, based on how we portray him in the KIMS. Oops. :|

I see that last adjective in your strikethrough.

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