013: Jeeze, Karofsky.

[kurtofsky_ims]

Jeeze, Karofsky


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[wine-carnation.livejournal.com]

So Santana was off by half an inch BUT WHICH WAY?? O___O



kk, had to get that out of my system first thing XDDD

So once again you two have proven that you are absolute evil geniuses. I mean, stoners at Dalton? Lol! Someone's DNA on the anatomy book? I was torn between LOL and EW! Dave singing! And most favorite - Dave's "I'M NOT STRAIGHT" and Kurt's "It's okay to be bisexual" and Dave's "DUDE I'M NOT" That just had me loling so hard :D

And Kurt, poor, jealous, insecure Kurt!!!! He doesn't even know it, but he's already bitching about Blaine being a prude and getting all fake-understanding if Dave had slept with Santana --!!!! I totally spazzed when Kurt said "If I were straight I'd totally nail her" because I could just HEAR it in his voice inside my HEAD and imagine his fake-nonchalant-straight face and ASDGLKJSGASLKDJ.

Also? I love that Dave now knows that Kurt is still a virgin, but Kurt (and us readers, in fact!) don't know if Dave still is, in either straight or gay sex. WIN.

[wherethewind.livejournal.com]

So once again you two have proven that you are absolute evil geniuses.
[insert maniacal cackle here?]

... stoners at Dalton?
I went to a semi-private high school, and a consistent two-thirds to three-quarters of the National Honor Society members were blazed basically all the time.

Someone's DNA on the anatomy book? I was torn between LOL and EW!
That's another thing that happened at my semi-private high school. D:

And most favorite - Dave's "I'M NOT STRAIGHT" and Kurt's "It's okay to be bisexual" and Dave's "DUDE I'M NOT" That just had me loling so hard :D
Tess and I were cracking. up. while we were writing that bit. Never would've expected Dave to be so adamant about his homosexuality, LOL

And Kurt, poor, jealous, insecure Kurt!!!! He doesn't even know it, but he's already bitching about Blaine being a prude and getting all fake-understanding if Dave had slept with Santana --!!!! I totally spazzed when Kurt said "If I were straight I'd totally nail her" because I could just HEAR it in his voice inside my HEAD and imagine his fake-nonchalant-straight face and ASDGLKJSGASLKDJ.
YES. ALL OF THIS.

Also? I love that Dave now knows that Kurt is still a virgin, but Kurt (and us readers, in fact!) don't know if Dave still is, in either straight or gay sex. WIN.
Right? Adds a little mystery. At least he's very serious about nothing happening with Santana, but I wouldn't be surprised if he'd at least fooled around with Brittany while still deeply closeted...

[(Anonymous)]

So Santana was off by half an inch BUT WHICH WAY??

I never comment, but I was going to for the sole purpose of asking this. So, "mte."

[kurtofsky-ims.livejournal.com]

Well...










She underestimated.

[grimapparition.livejournal.com]

[prongs-padfoot.livejournal.com]

My reaction exactly. But with more smirking and followed by very unadult-like giggling...

I obviously need to acquire GIFs to start expressing myself. XD

[wine-carnation.livejournal.com]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO REPLY TO YOUR REPLY TO MY REPLY ........wait, what?

Arg. What I mean is: I usually love how you quote our comments and reply to each part of them, bit-by-bit. But this time you DIDN'T reply to that one very specific part of my comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I was totally just about to reply back and very pointedly ask about it, but Anon beat me to it.

AND THEN YOU GO AND ANSWER US WITH "SHE UNDERESTIMATED" AND I JUST WANT TO KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE SO AWESOME IT IS UNFAIR.

I mean, seriously. You've had me raping the capslock key far too many times these past two days.

And about Dave's virginity -
Right? Adds a little mystery. At least he's very serious about nothing happening with Santana, but I wouldn't be surprised if he'd at least fooled around with Brittany while still deeply closeted...
In my fic he actually reveals to Kurt that he did sleep with both Brittany and Santana before winding up with Kurt - "But only because they put out for everyone." :P I'm not even sure if my version of Dave is bi or just Kursexual... *ponders this*

[silvercell2.livejournal.com]

When I first read it, I thought he said he would RAIL her.

I obviously been watching too much Let's Play of Phantasmagoria 2. Spoony rocks