Huh. I don't really like how Kurt is coming off as the one in the wrong here, for something he said when he genuinely thought he was about to get the crap kicked out of him. Dave really has no right to act pissy over it, and it makes me uncomfortable that Kurt is apologizing...
Daaaaave! Why you gotta be that way, bb? He's even apologizing ;_____;
This kid is just chronically emotionally constipated, isn't he?
Do we need to send Josh over there in his hat and socks again, you big lug? YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO FEEL BETTER ON YOUR OWN, SWEETIE. JOSH WON'T ALWAYS BE THERE TO SIT ON YOU.
*cuddles him anyway. I can't stay mad, who are we kidding.*
I love this actually. I think the fact that Dave/Kurt are becoming friends, allows for this conversation to happen. Plus, I do think both have a lot to think over now that we know for sure Kurt really does have a thing for jocks.
Dave, you passive aggressive, emotionally constipated butt weasel. I love you but honestly, I know you feel hurt that he lied, but was it any wonder that he did? He thought you were going to hit him, not kiss him... still thought you were freaking out about the whole convert/molest thing.
He doesn't actually need to tell you anything about his sexual preferences, just... nod and carry on.
I feel for them both in this situation. Just bb's. *HUGS*
ALSO, go go Colfer and Lynch for their Golden Globe wins.
OMG YAY! You guys updated! You seriously... you just... you two make my night. ♥_♥
Ily two so fucking much. That's all I can really say here.
Kurt, meet foot-in-mouth. *shakes head*
Dave! Stop sulking! Kurt had every right to think you were about to pummel his face in. Pummel Hummel... *gigglesnort* Okay, apparently I am a child and have problems. XD Hahaha
Also: Jimmy Choo as a Jackie Chan ninja? FTW. Dolchi and Bananas? DOUBLE FTWWWW. XD Lmfao
Wait wait, but I thought it was banana too...Does that make me a bad female? Oh I want tomorrow to be here already, but then again I dont, but I really really doo and its just because of your two. DAMN fine let it be tomorrow already! *closes eyes and clicks heals together three times saying theres no place like tomorrow, theres no place like tomorrow, theres no place like tomorrow.* *opens eyes* ... damn that didnt work..
Oh, Dave. Oh, Kurt. I don't know which side to pick. I'm totally picking Kurt's side. Dave, stop being so...teenager. I'm sure it hurts a bit, but seriously, can you blame the dude? People tend to say some weird shit when the adrenaline is on a rampage and their lives flash before their eyes.
Dolchi and Bananas? Oh, looool. Seriously, how do you guys come up with this every day? o_o It's eerie. It's scary. It causes jealousy in us lesser talented individuals.
Oh, gawd, Miss J. I love her. Some of her remarks are awesome.
It feels like we jut took 2 steps forward and one back but I'll keep trusting you guys! Also I totally cried when both Chris Colfer and when Katey Sagal won! so you all were I'm emotionally attached to both SOA and Glee!
Okay, obviously you need to go be manly and bottle up your emotions or punch something until you no longer have them, so I'll talk to you later.
I'm so using this irl but when I do I'll mentally add a little asterisk crediting you
Poor Kurt. I personally understand Dave's reaction, though, even though it's a bit silly, considering- I don't think it's a far shot to say it's a Touchy Subject, both concerning That Incident and the idea that Kurt wouldn't be attracted to him.
I think I am legitimately the only person that's on Dave's side here. 0_o
Okay, my reasoning. Uhmmm, Max Adler is a super talented sexy beast. And...uh...ummm... ...Uh.
Just kidding! Seriously, I totally get where Dave's coming from. Whether he knows it or not, he's super freaking insecure. And this guy, Kurt, this perfect (in Dave's eyes) boy who he's been loving despite all of his efforts otherwise comes in and calls him fat, and sweaty, and ugly and not his type. And all this time, I don't doubt that Karofsky has been just HOPING that somewhere in there, something would change and Kurt was secretly hiding a huge crush on him, etc. But no, now he knows that he has no chance with Kurt because Kurt "knows" that he's fat and sweaty and not his type. Etc. So now they're buddies, and all this time Dave's still been thinking "you're not his type, he thinks you're fat, you're not his type," etc. etc. And then he's like, oh lala, pranceprance, I'm gay and I think jocks are hot.
And so he's stunned and upset and probably re-reading his entire IM log to look for possible ~hidden come-ons by Kurt. And probably having a panic attack and punching walls or doing something equally manly to make up for the earlier, highly effeminate reading of the IM logs.
/opinion is my opinion, no trying to attack your guys' actual thoughts on this matter.
OH BUT HEY. I just realized I have no idea which one of you plays who?! And do you always play the same one, including in your other fics?
♥ you guys! ♥ that Dave called Kurt skeeze and Kurt didn't care (lol) ♥ Dave being all "what...uhm...? Cheerios performance? By you? In which there were lots of heavy panting and sexy breathing and freaking masturbation material? ...Yeah, I maybe kind of vaguely recall something like that..."
Also, obligatory; OHMYGOD, GLEE, JANE, CHRIS, I KIND OF GOT UP AND DID A HAPPY DANCE YAY!
This made me smile. First, I like the fact that they bond over something that his mom brought up, so fun. But I really love the fact that David did overreact. It proves that despite his hardest to act cool, there is still some insecurities within him. I don't think either were at fault here, the're just being boys.
Tess & Magz keep it up. It was awesome. Now I need to finish reading Not So Simple.
I personally love that you give us chapters where Kurt and Dave are totally kismet and connected, followed by ones with drama and misunderstandings. Sounds like most relationships I know, especially when the people involved are communicating primarily in non-face-to-face ways. It just seems so completely realistic to me, and makes the characters enjoyably multi-dimensional.
Sometimes people who like/love each other say stupid or hurtful things, and need time to separate and cool off. Shit, I've been married for 16 years and you can believe me it still happens ALL THE TIME. I think this chapter illustrates this beautifully.
I only got to this now because I was FLAINING AT MY TV WATCHING CHRIS COLFER WIN A GOLDEN GLOBE! And then looking for Max and seeing him in his blueish-silver tie, near Darren, when Ryan Murphy was accepting the award for Glee.
ANYWAY...I was laughing at Dave's ineptitue with fashion - dolchi and bananas? Really? LOL. And I find it funny that through IMs it's pretty much always Kurt who puts his foot in his mouth. :P
LOL, I love that you used Chris Colfer's line "Dolce & Bananas" in the story. Dave is still feeling the sting from Kurt's words. Sometimes, it so hard to let stuff go when you feel that way about yourself to begin with.
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